Shinymew

How are people so good at this game. Like I don't even play ranked because I can hardly play turf war

4 stars on hydra and wellstring (IDK how to spell it) Lets go!

Hackers in private rooms are usually fine but recently one was in the room and froze that countdown timer and every time you tried to press minus to leave the room, nothing happens. So yeah. Eventually someone disconnected and freed us all, but yeesh why did they do that?

Shout out to my friend who was snooping around my room and found my stash of gift cards I got from birthdays and with a straight face asked "can I have them?". Yes, you can have my money for free.

People who join squidbag private rooms and splat everyone and squidbag them should be banned from private rooms! If you want to run around and splat, then play ranked or turfwar, or better yet make your own room!

You know when you decide to start a new drawing but then your like
NO
(I will never finish this...)The drawing BTW

I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but how do I use voice chat in a private room. I have the nintendo online app and join the private room, but nothing happens on either screens. Thanks in advance!

Went outside and found a fellow sploosh player and they were kind enough to let me take a picture with them. Here it is. (this is a joke pls don't hurt me)

Hi Sqidboards!