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Senior Squid, Male, from a small house near Ancho-V Games
Conversations between Inklings: "Woomy." "Ngyes!" Conversations between players: "GET ON THE DARN TOWER!" "WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?" "WOOMY!" Apr 21, 2016
- SurrealSquid was last seen:
- Aug 24, 2017
"Snipin´s a good job, mate! It´s challenging work, out of doors. I guarantee you´ll not go hungry, ´cause at the end of the day, as long as there´s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"
"I´ll be honest with ya: my parents do NOT care for it."
"I think his mate saw me...yes, yes he did!"
"Feelins? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wife to death, with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Team Fortress 2-Meet the Sniper