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(Nintendo you gave us dark tetras and light tetras but what about neon tetras. c'mon it's right there.)

In all seriousness these were some of my favorite fish as a kid. I crammed way too many of them in my 5 gallon aquarium (I didn't know any better) and called them all random names because I couldn't tell them apart anyway.

fish are fish, don't ask a fish why the fish is being a fish (wow, a whole sentence about why you shall never ever ask fish why it's being a fish)

i should get premium to change my title here to “Skittish, Weak, Prone to Every Disease”