Achievement names in Splatoon.

[NBSink]

I stinged you: Get a kill using the string-ray
green water?: Fall into the water in SalmonRun
Your disconnect wont matter: Win a turfwar where one teammate disconnected at least 1 minute before the battle ends.
Oh I'm not that good: Skip a rank while ranking up.
Salmonids aren't a problem: Be the last surviving inkling in SalmonRun.
What happend to you guys: Rescure all 3 teammates at once in SalmonRun.
That was my last will: Rescure one or more teammates and die within the next 2 seconds during SalmonRun.
Flyfish aren't as annoying as stingers: Get targeted by at least 2 or more stingers at once.
That was close: Stop the rainmaker / tower / splatzone counter in the last moment before losing the lead.
How did we won: Win a turfwar by 0.1%.

More achievements will follow!

No matter which weapon I should use: By all weapons from sheldon. (Will be reset when a new weapon comes out.

EDIT: Added one more achievement that I forgot to include.

 

[Yin_]

You're a kid, you're a squid, your a kid...: turn in and out of squid/kid 1000 times

Professional squidbagger: turn in and out of squid/kid 100000 times

Official squidkid: turn in and out of squid/kid 1000000 times

 

[Superkootz]

In the INK of time: Splat someone while your low ink indicator is on screen

 

[Debbie]

Karmic Retribution: Splat someone while they're seabagging
Festive: Play at least 5 matches in every Splatfest
Festive Fanatic: Reach the highest rank in every Splatfest
woomiibo: Scan in every Splatoon amiibo
Monochrome: Win a Turf War by covering at least 90% of the map
My Jam: Get the max score in all Squid Beatz 2 songs (not including amiibo unlocks) on Normal difficulty
Music Master: Get the max score in all Squid Beatz 2 songs (not including amiibo unlocks) on Hard difficulty

 

[GamemasterTom]

Special Fashion Achievements, basically using the correct gear (will give the answers later, i wanna see how many can you get):

Fun in the Sun: Get ready for summer.
GOAL!!: You're a FIFA member now!
Air Force Member: Look like a pilot
Tour de France: Prepare for the race

I can't think of more right now...

 

[Raxel920]

Tentaquad: Target all four opponents with the Tenta Missiles.

Bomberkid: Splat two opponents with the same Sub.

Rain the Pain: Splat an opponent with the Ink Storm.

Inkoming!: Splat an opponent with a Splashdown after a Super Jump.

Charge!: Splat multiple opponents with a single Charger shot.

Where is it?!: Place a sprinkler upside-down.

Deadly Dodging: dodge roll off the map.

Sting-Ray Vision: Splat someone through a wall with the Sting Ray.

Cover can't save you now!: Splat an opponent over a wall with a Slosher.

You're Too Slow!: Be on one of the rails on Moray Towers when it runs out

Not the Best Sniping Perch: Fall off one of the moving platform in Sturgeon Shipyard.

 

[Flopps]

Wallbreaker: Splat an opponent with the Splat Brella's Shield
Breaking the Sound Barrier: Communicate with your teammates 1000 times
Splash of Specials: Use 5 Specials in one game
¡En Fuego!: Win a Rainmaker match in under one minute
Spawning in: Reach a Raw flag on five weapons
Waddling along: Reach a Fresh Flag on five weapons
Splatting 'round at the speed of sound: Reach a Super-fresh Flag on five weapons
Pro Squid: Reach a Golden Flag on one weapon

 

[RandomSquid]

Bease this will get very long and I will keep updating it, I'm gonna put it in a spoiler tag.

Spoiler

Fast and the Furious- Splat an Octobrush with an Inkbrush

Petty Vengence- Splat a player with a bomb after they splatted you prior to you respawning

Not Today- Use drop roller and splat an enemy within 5 seconds after super jumping

Look Before you Leap- Splat an enemy within 5 seconds of them super jumping

No Sense of Direction- Accidently walk into water or off the edge while your map is up

No Texting while Splatting!- Get splatted while your map is up

Road Pizza- Squish an enemy with a carbon roller

Death from Above- Kill at least 2 enemies with a single splashdown

Jetpack Joyride- Splat an enemy with inkjet exhaust

IT'S ALL MINE!- Splat an enemy with an ink mine

Is it Love?- Kill the same enemy 5 times in one match

Water Under the Bridge- Use a splashdown off the bridge on The Reef

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?- Inflate 10 sponges

Fashion Forward- Play a round with at least 3 other inklings wearing the same clothing article as you

On the Loose- Destroy an enemy baller

Bubble Blowing Babies- Pop an enemy's bubble wand special

Get Noscoped!- Splat an enemy with a scoped charger using a noscoped charger

Access Denied- Try to enter an enemy's spawn point

Tower of Power- Ride the tower from 100 to 0 without getting splatted or getting off

Double Agent- Bring the Rainmaker to your own base

Secret Spawn Point- Place a beacon in the area under the center of Sturgeon Shipyard


[/SPOLIER]

Key-

Gameplay General
Weapons
Subs+Specials
Ranked
Misc.

 

[NBSink]

Just a bad day: Hit the OK line AND rank up while having 3 cracks.
This won't work on me: Splat an enemy with a Splattershot using a Jet-Squelcher in close combat (Close enough that the Splattershot can hit you AND also did)

 

[Danku]

Just like the old days: get a splat with an incomplete charge using an E-Liter 4k, E-Liter 4k Scope, Splat Charger, Splatterscope.
Spray and pray: splat an enemy squid while they're submerged in enemy ink.
Oh, pardon me!: squish someone with a brush class weapon
Carbonated ink: squish and splat an enemy squid using the Carbon Roller
Violence isn't the answer: win a League Battle or Ranked Battle while having less splats across your whole team than the enemy team.