Callie & Marie's puntastic club

[Inkie]

[ Squitroduction ]
Inspired by the puns and references shown in the "Splatoon" game in this thread your objective is to twist normal sentences, jokes, and memes into amusing puns. Ideally the idea is to make them about squids, but all doors are open and almost any pun is acceptable; Image based jokes are also permitted.

• Rule 1: Images are allowed but should be kept at the PG-13 and below level.​
• Rule 2: Please keep inappropriate puns as subtle as possible. ​
• Rule 3: Please try to refrain from posting the same pun twice. ​

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[Niliks]

The desire to spray a pun up here is incredible, but I think I will safely bubble it for now instead of splattering it across the first post like some rogue kid.

 

[FirestormNeos]

An AFKers walks into a bar and asks how much it'll be for a drink. The bartender replies "for you? no charge."

Slayer performs a concert in Inkopolis, but want to localize their lyrics to be relevant to the audience. First song they perform is "Raining Red Ink."

Super Smash Bros gets Splatoon DLC. What's the most awesome part? The included character comes with a Spyke.

Walleye Warehouse. It's just filled with tons and tons of Pixar merchandise.

Beta Testers got so salty when they lost they ground up the salty tears and used them to build a stage:

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