Cap'n Cuttlefish's shop of wonders!

[Inkie]

Welcome to Cap'n Cuttlefish's shop of wonders!
This game works much like a vending machine where you place in your hard earn money into the machine, and request the item you desire! Unfortunately poor old Cap'n Cuttlefish isn't like what he used to be.. so the item you request may not always be what you get! ​

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- Example -
Player one
I would like a shotgun sniper rifle please!
*Inserts coin*

Player two
What's that, you would like a Spitfire squid cycle? Coming right up!

I would like a ...etc.
*Inserts coin*
-Roleplay not necessary-​

 

[Wrog]

Give me something FRESH!

 

[Captain Hotcakes]

You get a 140 lbs. tuna fish straight from the butcher! It's covered in a adhesive colloid preservative. Fresh, amirite?

Gimme some skin, man!

 

[Chocoling]

1 bag of fried shrimp nibbles please
*insert coin*

 

[Cynlet]

How much you want so I can meet Agent 1 and 2 face to face??? Please I saved the Inkopolice with them I wish to get their signature....I mean express my heart felt thanks with them.

 

[5magmacubes]

1 squid disguise please
*inserts coin*

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

You want a squid with his eyes? Here you go!

I would like a flamethrower, please. *inserts coin*

 

[5magmacubes]

you want a plain thrower? here you go!
I would like some cheese *inserts coin*

 

[Cuddlefish]

Eh? You'd like some Keese? *throws bats at 5magmacubes*

I'd like The Colonel's Secret Recipe. *inserts coin*

 

[5magmacubes]

you'd like the Colonel's Secret Panties? ok.
I'd like some food please *inserts coin*
(what's Keese?)

 

[Cuddlefish]

(Actually, I'm fine with panties.
Keese: http://zeldawiki.org/Keese)

Eh? You'd like some foot? Here, eat this. *hands 5magmacubes a pig's foot*

I'd like a Chicago-style pizza. *inserts coin*

 

[Heals]

A mango sized frito? ok!

I'd like a boneless pizza with a 2 liter diet sprite.
coin insertion