Chocolate splatfest repeat, and how it’s kind of problematic. And also apparently a conspiracy.

[AMICADO]

If you haven't heard, the Chocolate splatfest will be returning February 7th. Milk Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate vs White Chocolate. Last time white chocolate won, which is unbelievable- white chocolate isn‘t even chocolate! It’s made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, which is just the fat from the cocoa bean- no actual cocoa powder. And that’s just disgraceful. It doesn’t even taste that good, and it’s way too sweet, it makes me feel sick. But, beyond my chocolate preferences and shame with the playerbase, what I really want to talk about is the significance of repeating a splatfest. Not just with frostyfest and splatoween being repeated, those had different teams. I mean the exact same teams which were already used. And I know that repeat splatfests have been done before is S2, but I’m just realizing the implications. The lore of splatfest result is that it becomes law, right? So, since white chocolate won last time, white chocolate is OBJECTIVELY the best. Which is just a lie, but that’s besides the point. The problem is that if a different team wins, then, what’s the deal? Milk chocolate and white chocolate are both the best? That’s impossible. So, can the inkling government get on this? Wait, if the whole system is meant to be anarchy in S3, then who’s making these splatfest results laws? Ah, so many questions… alas. Maybe some wise inkfish could tell me.

Or maybe this is a CONSPIRACY? The elitist white chocolate are taking over, that’s how they won- I knew it was impossible! And Big Man to be alleged with them… no. It can not be. They must have threatened him. And… white? Hey, that’s side order. Oh no, ORDER escaped the memverse and hijacked Big Man’s brain? WE CAN’T TRUST BIG MAN ANYMORE!!! But… why would they repeat this splatfest? Only one reason. To gain more power. They won before, they’ll win again. And soon enough they’ll rule the splatlands with an iron fist- they’ll remove our anarchy and replace it with… communism!!! They’ll ban our capitalist regime of Grizzco, and disempower the idols, and shut down turf wars…

 

[AMICADO]

Bruh take your meds

 

[AMICADO]

Trust me I have sources. They prefer to be anonymous.

 

[isaac4]

Very informative thread.
My takeaway from this is that milk chocolate will win.

 

[OCTöHEAD]

maybe it's like predicency, they get a term until next vote? :D

 

[solz]

Guys team past won Which means that we're going to do past splat fests

 

[Mx_Diva]

 

[SAMICOM]

If you haven't heard, the Chocolate splatfest will be returning February 7th. Milk Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate vs White Chocolate. Last time white chocolate won, which is unbelievable- white chocolate isn‘t even chocolate! It’s made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, which is just the fat from the cocoa bean- no actual cocoa powder. And that’s just disgraceful. It doesn’t even taste that good, and it’s way too sweet, it makes me feel sick. But, beyond my chocolate preferences and shame with the playerbase, what I really want to talk about is the significance of repeating a splatfest. Not just with frostyfest and splatoween being repeated, those had different teams. I mean the exact same teams which were already used. And I know that repeat splatfests have been done before is S2, but I’m just realizing the implications. The lore of splatfest result is that it becomes law, right? So, since white chocolate won last time, white chocolate is OBJECTIVELY the best. Which is just a lie, but that’s besides the point. The problem is that if a different team wins, then, what’s the deal? Milk chocolate and white chocolate are both the best? That’s impossible. So, can the inkling government get on this? Wait, if the whole system is meant to be anarchy in S3, then who’s making these splatfest results laws? Ah, so many questions… alas. Maybe some wise inkfish could tell me.

Or maybe this is a CONSPIRACY? The elitist white chocolate are taking over, that’s how they won- I knew it was impossible! And Big Man to be alleged with them… no. It can not be. They must have threatened him. And… white? Hey, that’s side order. Oh no, ORDER escaped the memverse and hijacked Big Man’s brain? WE CAN’T TRUST BIG MAN ANYMORE!!! But… why would they repeat this splatfest? Only one reason. To gain more power. They won before, they’ll win again. And soon enough they’ll rule the splatlands with an iron fist- they’ll remove our anarchy and replace it with… communism!!! They’ll ban our capitalist regime of Grizzco, and disempower the idols, and shut down turf wars…

what the **** is wrong with you /aff

 

[3rd kit]

If you haven't heard, the Chocolate splatfest will be returning February 7th. Milk Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate vs White Chocolate. Last time white chocolate won, which is unbelievable- white chocolate isn‘t even chocolate! It’s made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, which is just the fat from the cocoa bean- no actual cocoa powder. And that’s just disgraceful. It doesn’t even taste that good, and it’s way too sweet, it makes me feel sick. But, beyond my chocolate preferences and shame with the playerbase, what I really want to talk about is the significance of repeating a splatfest. Not just with frostyfest and splatoween being repeated, those had different teams. I mean the exact same teams which were already used. And I know that repeat splatfests have been done before is S2, but I’m just realizing the implications. The lore of splatfest result is that it becomes law, right? So, since white chocolate won last time, white chocolate is OBJECTIVELY the best. Which is just a lie, but that’s besides the point. The problem is that if a different team wins, then, what’s the deal? Milk chocolate and white chocolate are both the best? That’s impossible. So, can the inkling government get on this? Wait, if the whole system is meant to be anarchy in S3, then who’s making these splatfest results laws? Ah, so many questions… alas. Maybe some wise inkfish could tell me.

Or maybe this is a CONSPIRACY? The elitist white chocolate are taking over, that’s how they won- I knew it was impossible! And Big Man to be alleged with them… no. It can not be. They must have threatened him. And… white? Hey, that’s side order. Oh no, ORDER escaped the memverse and hijacked Big Man’s brain? WE CAN’T TRUST BIG MAN ANYMORE!!! But… why would they repeat this splatfest? Only one reason. To gain more power. They won before, they’ll win again. And soon enough they’ll rule the splatlands with an iron fist- they’ll remove our anarchy and replace it with… communism!!! They’ll ban our capitalist regime of Grizzco, and disempower the idols, and shut down turf wars…

This sounds like something Kanye West would rant about on infowars lol

"My words’ll expose George Bush and bin Laden
As two separate parts of the same seven-headed dragon" ahh comment

And the white man get paid off of all of that

 

[solz]

This made me think of the inf chocolate glitch

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[AMICADO]

Guys team past won Which means that we're going to do past splat fests

Past is objectively the most important, so we can abandon all hope of progression and just let society regress.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

 

[AMICADO]

Did I mention the evil woke agenda and climate change being a hoax, both clearly seen in the splatoon franchise? They tie in, somehow, somewhere, but I have no idea how or where.


I feel like I may need to assure people this a joke.

 

[3rd kit]

Did I mention the evil woke agenda and climate change being a hoax, both clearly seen in the splatoon franchise? They tie in, somehow, somewhere, but I have no idea how or where.


I feel like I may need to assure people this a joke.

That's why everyone in Inkopolis should do a January 6th on the biggest government building because what's the point of owning so many weapons when you don't get to use them to overthrow the government in a really violent coup

 

[OCTöHEAD]

Past is objectively the most important, so we can abandon all hope of progression and just let society regress.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

So return to squid form for these guys then? :D

 

[sevenleaf]

Past is objectively the most important, so we can abandon all hope of progression and just let society regress.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

i mean the splatoon timeline has already famously rejected humanity. they’re gone

 

[3rd kit]

If you haven't heard, the Chocolate splatfest will be returning February 7th. Milk Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate vs White Chocolate. Last time white chocolate won, which is unbelievable- white chocolate isn‘t even chocolate! It’s made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, which is just the fat from the cocoa bean- no actual cocoa powder. And that’s just disgraceful. It doesn’t even taste that good, and it’s way too sweet, it makes me feel sick. But, beyond my chocolate preferences and shame with the playerbase, what I really want to talk about is the significance of repeating a splatfest. Not just with frostyfest and splatoween being repeated, those had different teams. I mean the exact same teams which were already used. And I know that repeat splatfests have been done before is S2, but I’m just realizing the implications. The lore of splatfest result is that it becomes law, right? So, since white chocolate won last time, white chocolate is OBJECTIVELY the best. Which is just a lie, but that’s besides the point. The problem is that if a different team wins, then, what’s the deal? Milk chocolate and white chocolate are both the best? That’s impossible. So, can the inkling government get on this? Wait, if the whole system is meant to be anarchy in S3, then who’s making these splatfest results laws? Ah, so many questions… alas. Maybe some wise inkfish could tell me.

Or maybe this is a CONSPIRACY? The elitist white chocolate are taking over, that’s how they won- I knew it was impossible! And Big Man to be alleged with them… no. It can not be. They must have threatened him. And… white? Hey, that’s side order. Oh no, ORDER escaped the memverse and hijacked Big Man’s brain? WE CAN’T TRUST BIG MAN ANYMORE!!! But… why would they repeat this splatfest? Only one reason. To gain more power. They won before, they’ll win again. And soon enough they’ll rule the splatlands with an iron fist- they’ll remove our anarchy and replace it with… communism!!! They’ll ban our capitalist regime of Grizzco, and disempower the idols, and shut down turf wars…

EVERY TIME THE ZAPFISH WAS STOLEN IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Because if it wasn't stolen they couldn't send the agents to octo valley and octo canyon; have a war against the salmonids; or have a defense budget of world conquest proportions; kill freedom of speech; revoke rights to abortions; and cut taxes for the rich.

Colonialism is sponsored by corporations, which is why Inklings are paying Grizzco to rebuild nations. Government ties is really why the government lies, so if you believe me and stop asking the government "why?", the truth will gradually cause the propaganda to die.

But I don't think Cuttlefish did it, because he isn't that smart. Everyone knows he's just a stupid puppet taking orders on the phone from the same people who made us do the same splatfest again. He never told us about his plans to build pipelines through octo canyon.

This explains why in Inkadia conservatives and racists are all running ****, and everyone phone is tapped by the federal government.

 

[AMICADO]

buddy chill

 

[Algae]

Wait, if the whole system is meant to be anarchy in S3, then who’s making these splatfest results laws?

Assuming Splatsville's an anarchy, no one is there to ratify the sanctity of splatfest winners.