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[CLOSED] Dank Determination: S+ Competitive Squad Recruiting

Dank Will

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A dank squad of decent sploons Dank Determination diligently dives to distinct demselvs'.

Requirement:
  • Rank S or S+ only.
  • Age 16 or above.
  • haz dank memes.
  • Knows callout, communication on discord.


Rules:
  • Being able to practice at least 2-3 times a week. Everyday or every other day preferred.
  • Often available on weekend for tournament.
  • Respect everyone else on the squad. No salt, no drama.
  • Constructive criticism.
  • Defeat is the mother of success.
  • Must desire to improve along with the team and aim to become a top squad.


Please comment to let me know when an application has been submitted.

After reviewing the application, if interested we will contact to discuss tryouts time. Have fun sploonin'.

Members:

@Dank Will (Name Subject to Change): Leader, potato and Patrick. Goes by whatever name s/he damn feels like it. Nobody really knows who s/he is. Dreams of running a gang someday. Cares about @Sneakaboo a lot even though s/he does say a lot of questionable things around her. Mains 31 different weapon at S+ level Kappa. Main: Heavy Splatling Deco. Others: Custom E-liter, Slosher Deco, .52 Gal. Dude doesn't ride tower. Sometimes.

@Flying_Tortoise: Mama Tort the beacon master. Big brother figure to the younger members and was leader before @Dank Will took over. Like, follow and subscribe this man on social media. He commentates for SCL and people know him so he is probably an important guy. Main: .96 Gal Deco, Octobrush.

@Espio: Friend of Sanic, bruh. If he was a Megaman boss he would be called Metaman. He plays Ryu in Smash 4 and Falco in Melee. Obviously he would play .96 Deco and Tentatek in this game.

@Nin10doUltra: He plays Xenoblade. A lot. Super quiet but is the dankest of us all. He makes team logo. Lenny face and supreme meme master of the team. Likes playing around with different weapons.

@Sneakaboo: Super kawaii grill with anime voice. An 11/10, @Dank Will always wants to give her a free Charizard (she always declines though). Team secretary and the REAL team mommy. Tri-Bucket master and also uses vanilla Slosher and the Splattershot Jr. She cleans up after @Dank Will whenever s/he plays bad and Patricks the objective.

@gymnast86: World famous record holder Zelda speedrunner. Brutally honest and will not sugarcoat a thing. Chillest Man of 2015. He sat unfazed in his truck as a tornado passed him. His first reaction after it was over was "The mirrors are bent". He is looking to take the world by storm again in Splatoon. Main: Octoshot, Custom Jet.

@Bangerz : An awesome dude who is also a Tri-Slosher master and is @Sneakaboo 's best bucket bubble buddy. Guy uses Disruptors like a champ. Seriously dude. Also uses the L-3 Nozzlenose D. Rational, strategic and pretty chill. Like a freezer. Will always have your back when you need him though and always inks behind the spawn point...somebody's gotta do it!

@APOLLO X : Very cheerful guy who is just about as hyper and loud as @Sneakaboo if not, then even more. Loves his memes...especially Captain Falcon ones. Jokes a lot and is sarcastic at times but has a serious side too. Supports the @Sneakaboo and @Dank Will ship. Mains the .96 Deco, mid range shooters and likes to play around with a sniper occasionally.

@friedpotato : A dapper potato is he. The realest, best potato unlike @Dank Will . Mains Dynamo like a pro and also uses N-Zap. Calm and friendly, unless in the fray of battle and likes to fool around and use Lenny faces with @Sneakaboo and @Marx . He also supports the @Sneakaboo and @Dank Will ship.

@MegaSwampT117 : A shy gentleman with good morals. Likes using different weapons but thinks Burst Bombs are OP. Has a mega form, is a man of many weapons...with versatility and utility, this guy is a dreamboat Kreygasm. He serves as a mod for the /r Splatoon discord forum.

@Marx : A cute little puffball who pretended to be Kirby's friend and absorbed enough power to almost destroy the world. Kappa. This little dude is a nice person who loves to learn and wants to show everyone his skills in Splatoon. Loves fooling around along with @friedpotato and @Sneakaboo . Mains .52 Deco and Tentatek.
 
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Typhlosion09

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Nice memes, boy I sure wonder who dank will/potato/mother ****ing goddamn bullshit Patrick is.
Also wtf 16+I can't join **** you sunny.
 

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edgy teenager phase is edgy

One love.....One heart.....let's get together and feel all right

Wo wo-wo wo-wo
 

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