Gimmie your best crude joke and get a rating!! (yay!)

[Bennet]

I've been looking for other people out here who knows what in the F**king world is a crude joke.


and if you don't it will probably be offensive to you because they're pretty mean and you need to be a "numbskull" to know what that crude joke means


and I will be rating them a 1-10

(1 being the least offensive and 10 being the most offensive)

 

[Lisku]

I made this one myself


what did the queen of England say when her guards were acting up?



get it?

 

[BeckyXP]

I made this one myself


what did the queen of England say when her guards were acting up?



get it?

No

 

[Lisku]

No

she said nothing because shes dead

 

[BeckyXP]

she said nothing because shes dead

Oh.

 

[BeckyXP]

Oh.

I'm very slow. sorry

 

[BeckyXP]

Idk if this counts:

My computers about make like my great-grandparents!

 

[Bennet]

I made this one myself


what did the queen of England say when her guards were acting up?



get it?

very humorous but it gets a two because it didn't offend me nor anyone else

 

[Bennet]

Idk if this counts:

My computers about make like my great-grandparents!

I give that a five due to making a crude joke on urself

 

[Grekly]

Do anybody else have neighbors that celebrate Halloween all year round? I just recently moved in to a family next door and ever since then they keep wearing these ghost costumes with these weird pointy hats and it’s only April. Strangely only around me not sure why?

 

[missingno]

A man goes to the doctor and says "I think I have hearing problems."
"Can you describe the symptoms?"
"Sure! Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair."

 

[a hot mess]

what did zionist jojo siwa say?

"i was a bad goy"

 

[Bennet]

Do anybody else have neighbors that celebrate Halloween all year round? I just recently moved in to a family next door and ever since then they keep wearing these ghost costumes with these weird pointy hats and it’s only April. Strangely only around me not sure why?

not valid due to not seeing a crude joke

 

[Bennet]

A man goes to the doctor and says "I think I have hearing problems."
"Can you describe the symptoms?"
"Sure! Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair."

to me it is offensive due to me liking the simpsons and inde animation but it gets a 1.5

 

[Bennet]

what did zionist jojo siwa say?

"i was a bad goy"

very humorous but not offensive so I give it a 0.01

 

[a hot mess]

ok, from the top.
what water doesn't freeze?

your mother's.

 

[Bennet]

ok, from the top.
what water doesn't freeze?

your mother's.

bruh, it's yo mamma's water that doesn't freeze and your face melts off because of it. (due to counter attack, u get a 2)

 

[BeckyXP]

I give that a five due to making a crude joke on urself

Idontreallylikethemthough.

 

[Bennet]

Idontreallylikethemthough.

ok F.Y.I u don't need to do dem because I am not forcing u

 

[GiggaPoggers]

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it (im not saying the several racist ones i know)