Have you ever had a crush on a Splatoon weapon?

Catloafman

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Another relationship update after getting four stars I asked her (Nstamper) out on a date and apparently we are related second cousins once removed
awkward...
So I put that relationship behind me and I've been looking for a new one ever since and there's this weapon which has caught my eye for a while but it never seemed like we could be together
Until recently
Now I don't wanna speak to soon (I only have 3 stars on the weapon right now) but I think im in LOVE

S3_Weapon_Main_.96_Gal_Deco.png

.96 gal deco
I mean just look at her shes glamorous and she KNOWS it
The chunky build
The tanky playstyle that's enabled by the kit
Even when she misses her shots because of RNG problems I can't help but love that about her
And even without her sparkles shes still beautiful
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(this kit is really fun too)

So basically im trying to ask
Can love bloom on the Splattlefield?
(point ninety-six gallon decoration my beloved)
 

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