Ketchup V.S. Mayonnaise Haiku

[Agent Z]

For Both Teams
Mayo and Ketchup
Battle of the condiments
May the best team win

For Team Mayo
Mayonnaise for days
Let's put it on squidwiches
Better than Ketchup

For Team Ketchup
Mayo can't "Ketch-up"
Nothing beats tomato jam
... Except some mustard​

 

[Eshuan]

would a squidwich be cannibalism

 

[Agent Z]

would a squidwich be cannibalism

Nah, it would just be a regular sandwich.
I just wanted to make a pun.

 

[IcySetsuna]

Mayo isn't good
Ketchup isn't good as well
This whole Splatfest sucks.


thank you Jacksfilms for teaching me haikus​

 

[Agent Z]

Mayo isn't good
Ketchup isn't good as well
This whole Splatfest sucks.


thank you Jacksfilms for teaching me haikus​

Like it or not, you're still stuck with it and it's not changing. May as well get some Sea Snails out of it and quit complaining.

 

[IcySetsuna]

Like it or not, you're still stuck with it and it's not changing. May as well get some Sea Snails out of it and quit complaining.

Wait, I never ment for that as a complaint, only as a sarcastic haiku about the ones who hated the splatfest. Should have put that in the post RIP.


mayo is better

 

[Agent Z]

Wait, I never ment for that as a complaint, only as a sarcastic haiku about the ones who hated the splatfest. Should have put that in the post RIP.


mayo is better

I SEE THAT FINE PRINT TEXT XD
Personally, I don't eat Ketchup, Mayo, or Mustard.
I joined team Ketchup because my mother, and best friend both love the stuff.