Let me roast your main weapon

Catloafman

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all of my actual mains have been taken already... so uh, dapple dualies?
Like you said you don't actually main dapples but here is the thing, NOBODY actually mains dapples because this weapon is so painful to play on its own
Some days the weapon feels really broken and other days you want to switch off of it after one day this weapon doesn't know if it wants to be fun to play or horrible thus why it has no mains
 

Catloafman

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Empery duallies
The only reason you play this weapon is for the splashdown if a shooter had splashdown you would just play that one
You may think this isn't the case but whenever you play vDualies you realise that you aren't that great at them
 

BeckyXP

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The only reason you play this weapon is for the splashdown if a shooter had splashdown you would just play that one
You may think this isn't the case but whenever you play vDualies you realise that you aren't that great at them
Most of the time i dont even use my special
 

SAMICOM

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The idea is simple: tell me what your main weapon is and I will roast you for it.
Be aware that all that I say isn't to be taken to seriously because in reality it really doesn't matter what you like playing as long as your having fun, I just thought this would be a fun idea

Also feel free to join in and roast others mains if you like!
Goo Tuber
Dynamo
C-Liter
CJr.
 

Suchi

The Eternal Dualie Squelchers User
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You probably have learned the jump tech on this weapon but both A. use it way too often and B. can't aim while doing it making your fight drag on for way longer than any normal dualie squelcher fight should

(this roast comes from personal experience, this weapon is awesome but I am so bad at it)
As someone who has >2000 combined wins of both DS kits, this is the real dualie squelcher roast

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