Most Annoying Things That Happen In Battle đź’€

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the noise you might make when annoying stuff happens, but who am I to say?
Anyhoo.....
ANNOYING STUFF:
  1. Running away from a bomb then coming back after it exploded only to be greeted with another bomb.
  2. Disconnecting/Others disconnecting
  3. Getting called to do stuff in the middle of a battle (almost never happens, but when it does, it is especially frustrating)
  4. Waiting "30 minutes" to get back into battle for disconnecting 5 times in a row :(((((( (I swear it's not 30 minutes. I should set a timer...)
  5. My teammate is blocking my view when I am charger. :D
Interesting??? story:

I started my match as charger on an unspecified day and my teammate was being obnoxious by spamming "this way" from our base, so I went over there and started playfully shooting at him as if to say stop. He ended up stopping after about 5 seconds of this and I called out "booyah" and went back to my job. After another 10 or so seconds, he got RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and started jumping around in front of me. It was annoying at first, but near the end, when I could tell we would lose anyway, I spun in circles for the rest of the 20 seconds. I sent him a friend request and when I went back to school, I found out that it was this freshman named Lucas. I don't remember exactly how I found out, but he was talking to his friends about something that happened on Splatoon and I just so happened to over hear. He was pretty embarrassed but I just laughed. We still talk to each other sometimes, but not as often as we did last year. Number five on my list reminded me of this, and I felt like sharing, so thanks for enduring the pain of reading this for me. :P

Anyway, what about you?

Annoy away!!
 

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One or more players disconnected shortly after the battle began. Disconnected players will be assigned a loss, but the battle will not count for players who remained connected.
 

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Someone rage quitted two minutes into the battle and the battle stopping as I was about to win my rank up for S+.
 

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Getting splatted by an enemy camping below a ledge. There's a reason so many of them have had bits of uninkable ground placed directly underneath them; Nintendo is fully aware of how annoying this is. Yet they still added a weapon class that can fire projectiles at range from the cover of ledges. The developers are truly an enigma.

Flanking players in Turf War. Should not be half, or even a tenth as effective as it is currently. It should be purely throwing and feeding, but instead it's always a meaningful distraction and forces the other team to take time cleaning up the mess. And nine times out of ten it still throws the game, so it’s not even worth doing. Nothing, from getting sniped through cover or getting disconnected to fighting quad Clash Blaster, is nearly as annoying as Turf War flanks.

Also dying to the very edge of bombs' lethal blast radii. They're still far too big, especially in a game where their competition is Toxic Mist.
 
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People sitting in the enemy base doing nothing and spamming "this way". like cmon can you please contribute to the match? and at the very least use your position to get some splats instead of just sitting there for multiple minutes straight?
 

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People sitting in the enemy base doing nothing and spamming "this way". like cmon can you please contribute to the match? and at the very least use your position to get some splats instead of just sitting there for multiple minutes straight?
I feel you there. You must be the guy on the team with the serial flanker. You have my sincerest sympathy.
 

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