Spider Tech, Hear me Out

[Livvie]

alright, lemme just say first of all spiders are literally the bane of my existence and every time i see one a little piece of my soul fizzles away. now that that's cleared up, i was reading Monster Musume (creepy anime bs) and there was this spider chick named Rachnera and she got wasted on coffee and i'm like, wait. so, theoretically, if i filled a squirt bottle with my mocha frappuccino (not sponsored by Starbucks™) and sprayed it at the miniature hellspawns, would they be temporarily intoxicated? we got parson spiders pls respond before they murder me and my family

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

What the heck did I just read.

 

[Livvie]

What the heck did I just read.

pls respond before they murder me and my entire family

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

why not try it

 

[YesI'mTaco34]

Look if this is about Rachnera don't worry everyone knows Cerea is the best one.

 

[Livvie]

Look if this is about Rachnera don't worry everyone knows Cerea is the best one.

of course.

Spoiler

almost as good as suu :]

 

[YesI'mTaco34]

of course.

Spoiler

almost as good as suu :]

Man those Spiders work fast!! They've already made you delusion.

 

[Livvie]

Man those Spiders work fast!! They've already made you delusion.

water her with your tears. you know it is the truth. :^]

 

[redacteddd]

If it makes you feel better, spiders don't attack humans a whole lot contrary to popular belief. Just let the spider do what it does. If it's making webs, you might want to take care of that, but otherwise don't kill them.

 

[Livvie]

If it makes you feel better, spiders don't attack humans a whole lot contrary to popular belief. Just let the spider do what it does. If it's making webs, you might want to take care of that, but otherwise don't kill them.

yes, but consider this; they walk weird and i don't like it

 

[YesI'mTaco34]

water her with your tears. you know it is the truth. :^]

After a hour i couldn't come up with a good come back so i'm going to take all my salt and toss it on that water abomination.

GGWP

 

[SnackcakesMcGee]

I'm not sure coffee would work. Someone did a study where they gave spiders caffeine and they all ended up sucking at spinning webs, but it was like, pure caffeine and they didn't say whether the spiders were actually intoxicated or not. I guess you could try it, but I'm not sure why you want a bunch of drunk, angry, caffeinated spiders running around.