Livvie
Inkling
alright, lemme just say first of all spiders are literally the bane of my existence and every time i see one a little piece of my soul fizzles away. now that that's cleared up, i was reading Monster Musume (creepy anime bs) and there was this spider chick named Rachnera and she got wasted on coffee and i'm like, wait. so, theoretically, if i filled a squirt bottle with my mocha frappuccino (not sponsored by Starbucks™) and sprayed it at the miniature hellspawns, would they be temporarily intoxicated? we got parson spiders pls respond before they murder me and my family