Splatoon Jokes Thread

[Inkling Ash]

Hey squids and kids I (also other people)(hopefully) want hear splatoon jokes.Please keep all jokes 10+ age appropriate at least, hopefully everyone will be kraken up from each others jokes *saw what I did there?;)Okay that was bad and hopefully your guys jokes will be better then mine.If your thang is not a joke and is a poem or something please write it down below. Thank You!

 

[Poofy]

So, a few weeks ago, I got a . I decided to obviously use it in battle. I rekt eryone. Guess you could say I was on a roll. :D

 

[Mr. 9]

Well speaking of rollers, anybody remember Chamillionaire's Ridin' Dirty?

 

[Inkling Ash]

LoL, you guys are funny!:D

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh. Say that out loud, fast.

 

[Inkling Ash]

It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh. Say that out loud, fast.

Wow I sounded like a alien.

 

[Inkling Ash]

If you guys can't stand my jokes our your ears are bleeding don't read this attempt at a joke. Whenever I'm using a shooter and I miss all my shots I say shoots.

 

[david196520]

Joke:
Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?

A. A hole!
Hahahaha
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