The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[Newtonjar]

Question what world I am in that I would have a random cat girl doing poses at me...

She is actually a robot, check your human privilege.
Also SPLAT headshot.

 

[MissingNumbers]

Yank the key out. Just to see what happens.

 

[Maple]

Offer fresh clothing.
If that does not work, just hide in water!

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Wonders why a cat and girl are after me... then I remember that I am seafood to them and I turn tail immediately.

 

[Maple]

Stare into her eyes..

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Wonders why a cat is intently staring at me...

 

[Rustic]

Wonder why she's staring at a cat... now she's staring at me. ITS THE EYES OF SAURON!

 

[pokeblock300]

It's like Azazel. Only without his hair... thing... whatever.
Binding of Isaac, yaay.

 

[Rustic]

Well then, time for you face my BLACK NAKED WRATH!

Then realize I can't see him, I proceed to panic.

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Runs for my life because I know that my destiny is to be chased by a armored dude.

 

[Achamo]

Hug her again!

 

[Rustic]

Tell her that her hair looks like bread buns, and promptly school her on hairstyles.

 

[Chaos_Knight]

Try to figure out where his eyes are really looking.

 

[Rustic]

Right back at you.

 

[pokeblock300]

Share a cup of coffee.
Or a cup of spiders.
Or the view of a burning town. Whatever that smoke stuff is coming from.

 

[MissingNumbers]

Phone up home.

 

[Jakkie]

Try to understand how she keeps that hat clean.

 

[Rustic]

Wonder why she's staring at me, and then calmly sip some coffee. Ain't my business.

 

[Jakkie]

Wonder how his glasses even keep upright, and if he's near sighted.

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Wonders why a random Octoling that I am unfamiliar with is here... then dies from thinking too hard...