The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[ILikeKirbys]

:l There is a forcefield at the spawn. Haven't you done your research yet?
Drown you in ink.

Of course I have, but I can wait until you step outside of it to splash you.
Alternatively, tell him he's not fresh enough to be after me, he has to be at least level 9001 first. That should keep him away for a while.

 

[Njok]

Are you sure she's after me and not the other way around? She looks frightened.

I guess i'd run. I don't want to make her feel even worse!

 

[Cuddlefish]

I'd break his glasses then laugh as he stumbles around blindly.

 

[Nukichuu]

Delete all Yiff on the Internet

 

[Cuddlefish]

Watch her try and fail to delete all the Yiff on the internet, then laugh at the futility of her actions.

 

[LightningBolt]

Snap your bones in half and blame it on the guy stumbling around blindly.

 

[Kbot]

Throw a seeker. Done.

 

[Forte]

Grab a very large jar and try to capture it.

New pet.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

Jack out. He can't reach me in the real world.

 

[Nukichuu]

Team up with her, Shantae is awesome

 

[Kbot]

Pull out the Killer Whale. Easy as pie.

 

[80%Squid]

I would hug it.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

Take a picture, then run away.

 

[Cuddlefish]

Let her have her way with me.

 

[octoliing]

scoop them up and run away with them. TOO CUTE

 

[MissingNumbers]

Fight ink fire with ink fire.

 

[Cuddlefish]

Steal her hat.

 

[Marigi174]

Make them turn into kid form to show their true identities.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

Throw a Master Ball at him.

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Hide behind a Waddle Dee.