The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[Bennet]

a book I can either have them read until I go get a knife or I can book smack them with... KNOWLEDGE OF MATH!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[Madt123]

a fishing lure box... I can smack them with the box and stab them with the fishing lures

 

[a hot mess]

towel. what am i supposed to do? smear them with water until they get splatted?