The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[youre_a_squib_now]

Scissors! I'm... actually relatively well prepared lol

 

[nineball]

my cat! get packing, boy, you're going to war!

 

[Madt123]

a blanket! PREPARE FOR BLINDNESS

 

[Bubbsart]

My butters stotch plushie

 

[Dewnose]

A tv remote. I'll distract them copium

 

[Hikarimoon]

A Camera....would love to take all of the pictures of the octolings nude to post them on Social Media to embarrass them lol

umm… pls don’t sext… that makes me uncomfortable

 

[☆Oblivion☆]

Nintendo Switch Pro controller. I could use it as a weapon but knowing its made of plastic its gonna break easily so not that effective.

 

[Hikarimoon]

Order Flingza roller. I’ll splat them to DEATH!

 

[Madt123]

a balcony. don't think I can carry it, for it is metal

 

[Hikarimoon]

Some jelletons, an Octostomp, my order shot…

 

[carro179]

...medicine

should have put those away. then again, the next option, a bottle of talcum, is not much better. i should als have put that away after I used it

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

...medicine

should have put those away. then again, the next option, a bottle of talcum, is not much better. i should als have put that away after I used it

overdose the octoling invasion!

 

[Hikarimoon]

Melatonin.
Get ready to FALL ASLEEP!!!
(I’m not attacking my own kind…)

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

ooh i'll give the octolings my homework, then they'll be stuck trying to figure it out while I escape
this plan has no flaws

 

[Hikarimoon]

Octo shot.
They be covering up turf while I escape!

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

no way you actually have an octo shot next to you

 

[a hot mess]

Clothing hamper...
Won't be easy but I'm sure it'll do.. somehow.

 

[a hot mess]

rest in peace to me...

 

[Bennet]

SCP 096 and SCP 049 these two can't be stopped by ink! so they're indestructible to them!! (be prepared Octoling army for you guys are going to go through one hell of a show!)

 

[GiggaPoggers]

Nah man not the cotton candy