The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[Forge-kun]

A plastic bag filled with 17 water bottles....
Time to see if i can put enough pressure in those

 

[hailey15]

A potted plant. Guess I’ve got one shot and then I’m out of luck!

 

[Enker (M.D.)]

Welp, looks like my client at my care center is my weapon, gonna swing at the octolings with him

 

[KrakenPineapples]

my tv remote *sigh* o h n o e s

 

[KrakenPineapples]

mine is an empty bag of oreo minis


i will hopefully be able to trick the octolings that there are oreos in the bag and lure them far away from me with the bag

is that Ragna, and a tokyo ghoul quote i see?

 

[TrueBlueDogemon]

At the current moment, I have a pen to my right. Maybe the pen will be mightier than the sword?

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

Mah grandpa

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

Mah pants
Welp, see you in squid heaven

 

[Dewnose]

...A lamp. Mybe I can blind them?

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

A bottle.
Now we're talkin'!

 

[Yin_]

A car.

I will DEJA VU them to death!
Ahahahahahahahahahah

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

A chair
wwe? biatch plz

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

An old nokia, and a sonic plush
You know the drill

 

[Dewnose]

A... piano.
Maybe I can drop it on them?

 

[Sir Ngyes]

A desk with wheels. It might be light enough to pick up, not that I’d have to!

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[PhoenixGamer36]

An ottoman.

How am I even going to pick it up?

 

[InkWitch]

A wooden pallet...
Time to pull out a pallet hop over the octolings.

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

I got nothing

 

[SteakTartar]

My brother. Human shield?