Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

DAAANG... I mean, come right on in sir, can I get you anything?

I'm so tough I watched THAT scene in The Force Awakens and I drank gallons of fandom tears after that, you which scene I mean. *evil laughing*

 

[Inumi]

I am so tough that even if I just started to play Splatoon I am 90% the best of my team and the majority of the time my team won. Not only that but I'm so good that I am almost always the player infront of everybody when the turf war start, like if the game consider me as the chief of my team.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I'm so tough, that I watch any video without considering the spoiler alert.

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

im so tough i actually accepted it when she rejected me, and afterwards i only cried for a fraction of a second

 

[ceruleanink]

I'm so tough I enter Rainmaker match with only 3% of battery left and still able to finish the match.
We lost the game in less than a minute.

 

[seth_the_inkling]

im so tough i am dead from suffocating in 10000000000000000000000000000000000 tons of living deer stampeeding on me

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

im so tough i rushed headfirst into a high ground, got a kill and survived for about 20 seconds

 

[Heals]

Im so tough that i saw a person, and only had violent thoughts for a few months, until i killed them.

 

[Oceloto999]

Nah, you gotta always have violent thoughts, all the time, whether you see someone or not.

I'm so tough, I've only lost 10 billion matches.

 

[Splatoon Joycons]

How tough am I? How tough am I? I can use a mayonnaise as an instrument.

 

[s9221300]

I'm so tough I invented bread

 

[Splatoon Joycons]

I'm so tough I invented bread

yeah so?

 

[9DB]

I'm so tough, I [redacted due to gore]

 

[MuffinHead]

im so tough somebody burned my family and only cried for 0.000000001 milliseconds

 

[briank913]

I'm so tough I got a 15-0 KDR...

...with an Inkbrush

 

[s9221300]

I'm so tough that I went 15-0 KDR...

...with an inkbrush nouveau.

( all credit to briank913 )

 

[Deleted member]

I am so tough that I have watched the worlds saddest movie and never cried once during it. And I jumped off 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cliffs without dying.

 

[s9221300]

yeah so?

its bread

 

[Deleted member]

its bread

bread is bread tomatoes are tomatoes and potatoes are pototoes

 

[Deleted member]

you spelled potatoes wrong buddy