What if every Splatoon player went to the same high school?

[-> Proto]

What if every Splatoon player went to the same high school?

 

[plantknowsyourlocation]

what's left of my will to live would quickly fade

 

[Reecey Boi]

What's the fastest way to get expelled and go to another school

 

[PAINcake 🧡🐙]

That would be cool but it would also mean I would have to go to the same school as my ex-bestie and that would be awkward at best

 

[profreshional-squidiot]

cafeteria fistfight speedrun any% WR at least three fights would break out like five minutes into the school year

 

[Milfmacron]

not the "what if we made a tumblr highschool" debate on day 1 of this place's revival lmao. awesome

 

[takoyakispl]

That school would prolly suck but at least I'd have common interests with the people there

 

[PAINcake 🧡🐙]

That school would prolly suck but at least I'd have common interests with the people there

Real

 

[Reecey Boi]

That school would prolly suck but at least I'd have common interests with the people there

We're all mentally ill but we can be mentally ill together

 

[takoyakispl]

We're all mentally ill but we can be mentally ill together

So real for that

 

[Utopia]

I'm thinking of this in terrible Disney channel high school movie terms, where people would sort themselves into stereotypical cliques based on what weapons they main.

The protagonist would be a Sploosh main that gets bullied for being off-meta but learns to be true to themselves... the love triangle has a quirky Clash main and a mean but conventionally attractive Pencil main

 

[Grushi]

I'm thinking of this in terrible Disney channel high school movie terms, where people would sort themselves into stereotypical cliques based on what weapons they main.

The protagonist would be a Sploosh main that gets bullied for being off-meta but learns to be true to themselves... the love triangle has a quirky Clash main and a mean but conventionally attractive Pencil main

And now now the pencil main's in a massive school wide drama about paying the teachers to get good grades and the tea is spilling, our shy and lonely junior main may finally find true love

 

[ThestralZ]

Who would the teachers be?

 

[Reecey Boi]

Who would the teachers be?

Gem would absolutely be there. I'm sure Sendou, Chara and Popcap would be suitable enough too

 

[ThestralZ]

Gem would absolutely be there. I'm sure Sendou, Chara and Popcap would be suitable enough too

FLC I'd hope

 

[ThestralZ]

I'd be the kid who gets food thrown at them and shoved into lockers. I'd eat lunch in the bathroom. I'd probably end up being kidnapped and tortured and left for dead

You good man?