What if every splatoon player went to the same high school?

[aloevera]

what would happen

 

[Zonink]

what if you could vod review life

 

[Sαlsα⇒]

Gem already hired me as a school snitch

 

[.jpg_]

i would be the friend group leader

 

[plantknowsyourlocation]

didnt we see this same post yesterday? im losing my mind

 

[antyytna]

school would have to start and end 5 hours later than most schools because most people in the community I know go to bed at like 1am

 

[Hinichii.ez.™]

I’d dropped out

 

[Lisku]

we would die from suffocation

 

[smarfdurden]

I'd be really upset because I'm 31

 

[9DB]

Literally nothing would change for me

 

[OctoBlue]

largest high school ever lol

 

[Vallien_Fulki]

some would bully each other just cuz they like certain idols
or try to 1up each other on "who is the best idol"

I see this happening the most of all things due to how toxic school can be

 

[angelicakuma]

I’d make sure to be the first reviewer on Gem (Sir Squid School himself )’s ratemyteacher page!

 

[ikebro]

 

[DoubleDrewski]

Ik this is a joke but I would probably stick out like a sore thumb for the fact that I am in the majority in just about every category but height lmao. I’d have to rename myself Joe Schmoe lmao

 

[rip-tide]

lmao, id be one of the few weird kids lmao

 

[KrisSplatoon]

I'm too old for high school (I'm 26 pls don't bully) so I would just apply for an open position for janitorial or cafeteria work

 

[Pineapple Death Match]

real answer: girl (gender neutral) I'm almost 25 and I was homeschooled. I'm not going back in those trenches anytime soon so help me gods

meme answer: [2012 tumblr user voice] omg yeah and they would have classes about the different weapon types, splatoon's world history, and we should also have a ball pit!!! Dorms could be themed around the different idol groups and-

 

[Iciest Ice]

what if you could vod review life

Not even the greatest coach can get a handle of mine lmaoo
(in the bad sense)

Seriously though, i think people would be bullied for being a main of x class, even if its a weapon that’s accepted as nice/fine by most people

but it would be fun ngl

 

[Madt123]

there are a couple kids in my class who play s3 and this one kid just cannot stop blabling about s3 in school. like dude i can't imagine every splatoon player in one building