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[sayaka_abstergo]

Ano ang mangyayari sa aking fello squids at mga anak?
(I don't actually speak Filipino its for atmosphere)

Sup, I'm Alex. I'm an 18 year old genderfluid that plays Splatoon way more than is healthy for me. Other games I enjoy include Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, and Until Dawn. I'm also a gigantic Star Wars nerd and I'm way more obsessed with it than I really should be.

I'm generally coming here because of TheFlyingSeal and I really need to get more into the Splatoon news and stuff so I can OBLITERATE FELLOW INKLINGS ON THE HARSH AND UNFORGIVING BATTLEFIELD. I hope we can play together and have a fun time!

 

[TheFlyingSeal]

Stop making better introduction posts than me u NERD

Also hello!! :p

 

[sayaka_abstergo]

I can't help using my god given talent.
(I'm also not any kind of religious ever, that was to make me look cool shhhhh)

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Welcome, sayaka_abstergo! A truly challenging player is like a holy grail surrounded by many drinking grails, rare. In anycase, remember to stay fresh!

 

[sayaka_abstergo]

Welcome, sayaka_abstergo! A truly challenging player is like a holy grail surrounded by many drinking grails, rare. In anycase, remember to stay fresh!

More like a Rainmaker surrounded by enemy Inklings; So impossible to get to you end up crying in agony.
Thank you for the warm welcome!!

 

[Noire]

Ah, I haven't properly welcomed you here. Hi! I hope you have a great time. This is a very friendly
forum!

 

[sayaka_abstergo]

Thank you, I'm already having a great time! I'm pretty excited to be a member of this community!