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Bamboozler Mk III

Bamboozler Mk III

With this they'll place medals on your chest
There is only one great test.
Do you know how to aim?
If not then that's a shame
You will never be the best

Damage up is what you want
Some bomb range to Simon Belmont
Maybe some ink recovery or savor
Which will turn you in favor
to do what the other squids can't

Never fully charge your gun
Use a half charge son,
Then do a little tap tap tap
To splat the poor sap
And get the bad squids on the run

I cannot stress this enough
Learning to half charge could be tough
But you can splat plenty quick
If you do this little trick
Barring other stuff

Then there is the burst bomb
It'll turn this into a bad sitcom
Do you even know how quickly you can kill?!
Though admittedly it requires great skill
But they'll be crying for their mom

This weapon then is great for offense
Though at first, that makes no sense
How can you be this scary with a weapon like this?
A weapon that seems so easy to dismiss?
That is only present tense

Meta-game will place this one quite high
I shall tell you the reason why
Tremendous skill is what it rewards
It can be a tank to their swords
There are no limits not even the sky

Yes even short range this can be a beast
Mostly because squids expect it the least
To find a bamboozler that goes in
The uninitiated would find it a sin
Which is why they are now deceased

So I want you to go to the firing range
Do some actual work for a change
Throw a bomb then tap fire
See that little fake squid expire
With a speed that just seems strange (Seriously you can do this from max range)

Now let us speak of ink
An important matter I think
To cover turf quick use half charged shots.
Strafing like a bunch of crackpots
Aiming high like the missing link.

The woomy's will love you and the jebbies will scowl
When the bamboozler Mk III is on the prowl
This weapon truly has no equel
Well maybe in the sequel
But for now it's a weapon most foul

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10/10 would read again this is best i really understand the bamboob
and i got 6000000000000 points in one round splatted 100 s q u i d k i d s and died 0 times i am best now thank
Useful and fun to read.
It grabs my attention indeed.
Though haters may hate
The bad puns are great
Even when they make my eyes bleed.
Wonderful.
Great guide. I actually got a lot of useful info from this.
But some of those lines just made me cringe XD
Love it. Poems are the best. Thanks for explaining the ins, outs and the rest.
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