The year is 20FP. Everyone runs the Forge Splattershot Pro at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who gets the first push no matter how miniscule. The first score wins metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
What's that you say? you use the splat roller and are having trouble finding your footing in this new meta? Well I have the solution for you!!