Ye ol' splash-o-matic
First, don't remain static!
When the die is cast and the game has started
Move real fast and ink wholehearted
Since your damage is pathatic
Turf is really what you must be coverin'
So many specials that your foes will be sufferin'
Move to mid with a special in toe
So many suction bombs to bring a blow
And keep shooting turf to have another one bufferin'
This is how we will shine
Enemy movement we'll confine
Then stay real still in the turf we have created
To splat those squids that are very hated
And to slowly move the frontline
Now ink coverage we must discuss
It's harder then you think so don't make a fuss
1400-1700 points should be our goal to achieve
Even for you, I'm looking at you Steve!
You'll cover so fast it'll make your enemies cuss
So woe betide those who do not pay attention to their score
It's an indication of how well we're covering the floor
Use this to find new inking skills
See what makes it tick, see what gives it thrills
Yes that's right! You need to be a total points *****
I like to aim from side to side and slightly high
To make those point soaring through the sky
Maybe some speed will help in this regard?
Yes swim and runspeed both will bring the squids to the yard
And ink recistance is also a good buy
Now we haven't really talked about ranked yet.
For ranked there is probably a better set
Though this is kinda map dependant I suppose
Have you ever tried the nozzlenose?
It's also good at inking its what I would get.
No you haven't come here for that!
Just give us what we want you little brat!
Okay fine if you're so steadfast
But never go one on one, you'll be outclassed
Instead be like a sneaky little cat
And always go for your bomb rush
Maybe that way you can force a push
The start for us is all or nothing
We must get map control that is king
So that we can hide our pretty little tush
You can also play risky and go for the flank
Might do wonders for your rank
But keep in mind that you're not very strong
You can be fast though so move right along
Yeah I got nothin' to be franc
Well I hope this was atleast of some use
Really it's okay to drop a deuce
On what I've just written
This also aplies if you where smitten
And you'd like to touch my caboose
.
.
.
I'm getting banned aren't I?
First, don't remain static!
When the die is cast and the game has started
Move real fast and ink wholehearted
Since your damage is pathatic
Turf is really what you must be coverin'
So many specials that your foes will be sufferin'
Move to mid with a special in toe
So many suction bombs to bring a blow
And keep shooting turf to have another one bufferin'
This is how we will shine
Enemy movement we'll confine
Then stay real still in the turf we have created
To splat those squids that are very hated
And to slowly move the frontline
Now ink coverage we must discuss
It's harder then you think so don't make a fuss
1400-1700 points should be our goal to achieve
Even for you, I'm looking at you Steve!
You'll cover so fast it'll make your enemies cuss
So woe betide those who do not pay attention to their score
It's an indication of how well we're covering the floor
Use this to find new inking skills
See what makes it tick, see what gives it thrills
Yes that's right! You need to be a total points *****
I like to aim from side to side and slightly high
To make those point soaring through the sky
Maybe some speed will help in this regard?
Yes swim and runspeed both will bring the squids to the yard
And ink recistance is also a good buy
Now we haven't really talked about ranked yet.
For ranked there is probably a better set
Though this is kinda map dependant I suppose
Have you ever tried the nozzlenose?
It's also good at inking its what I would get.
No you haven't come here for that!
Just give us what we want you little brat!
Okay fine if you're so steadfast
But never go one on one, you'll be outclassed
Instead be like a sneaky little cat
And always go for your bomb rush
Maybe that way you can force a push
The start for us is all or nothing
We must get map control that is king
So that we can hide our pretty little tush
You can also play risky and go for the flank
Might do wonders for your rank
But keep in mind that you're not very strong
You can be fast though so move right along
Yeah I got nothin' to be franc
Well I hope this was atleast of some use
Really it's okay to drop a deuce
On what I've just written
This also aplies if you where smitten
And you'd like to touch my caboose
.
.
.
I'm getting banned aren't I?
