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  3rd kit

• Jan 12, 2025

How I feel based on how many wins I finished my anarchy series with:

(5 wins got me feeling like Kendrick because there's no way I wasn't carried)

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  3rd kit

• Jan 11, 2025

How it feels checking squidboards 15 times every day and not being addicted:

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  3rd kit

• Jan 11, 2025

I bought a property in Inkopolis and what they do for u is they give u the property

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  3rd kit

• Jan 10, 2025

Me and "← He's gay" having a squid party in the lobby right before we are both about to end our anarchy series with 0 wins and 3 losses:

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  3rd kit

• Jan 8, 2025

Was bored so I made these:

Are the conservatives forgetting how many times they crashed the UK economy in just 14 years??

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  3rd kit

• Jan 7, 2025

Life fr be hitting different when Pour It On randomly starts playing in the lobby and ur alone

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  3rd kit

• Jan 6, 2025

Should I talk about the cultural/social significance of Splatoon for my English speaking GCSE? I could probably get a distinction with anything since it's easy

idk I should probably just yap about some random historical event or anything from the philosophy part of the GCSE RS syllabus for 5 mins

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• Jan 6, 2025

Trudeau is cooked I swear that guy has been in power for as long as I can remember

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• Jan 5, 2025

Vote for me and I will add inkstrikes and tenta missiles to the nuclear weapons arsenal

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  3rd kit

• Jan 5, 2025

Vote for me and I will write pearlina into the constitution with another amendment to confirm that it's real

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  3rd kit

• Jan 5, 2025

Vote for me and I promise trains that work

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  3rd kit

• Jan 4, 2025

Maybe I wasn't there

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  3rd kit

• Jan 3, 2025

Real ones got the Splatoon bus to school back in 2023:

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  3rd kit

• Jan 2, 2025

The guy who hasn't been seen on squidboards since 2015 returning to tell me how many hot females are currently located within 5km of my exact location at any given time:

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  3rd kit

• Dec 31, 2024

Happy new year from GMT!!!
Earth just completed one rotation around the sun since 1 Jan insane wow
Nah but 2024 was actually a good year

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  3rd kit

• Dec 30, 2024

Am very excited to see a man who was at the Diddy party and the island become the most powerful person in the world in 2025

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  3rd kit

• Dec 29, 2024

POV: ur playing anarchy series and you just found a match but the game is taking forever to load and just leaves you with the "BATTLE TIME!" screen:

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  3rd kit

• Dec 27, 2024

Me when I'm attempting rank up battle to get from S to S+ for the 10th time and I see someone on the enemy team with a streak higher than 4 (I'm cooked):

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• Dec 26, 2024

There was so much fog near where I live today that I ended up cycling over the clouds. Going through them was really cold though and I couldn't see much, but I still managed to get to 35 mph.

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• Dec 25, 2024

Me and my friends spent 9 hours playing mario party jamboree yesterday so I'm exhausted af. That was a Christmas day well celebrated because I didn't get to sleep until around 3AM.