Recent content by Coricus

At least the first thing does a pretty good job explaining the second if you think about it. Tall people need tall objects. It does mean that Splatoon is a world heavily populated by towering sea life, though. It would probably be pretty intimidating to a human LOL.

Judd appears regular sized in one of the other Sunken Scrolls as compared to the Squidbeak Splatoon. Either way, though, Judd's an immortal, sapient, reasonably dexterous pet of a crazed scientist with the means to put his pet into stasis for 10,000 years and keep a clone embryo stored with...

Brrrreaking news! https://www.resetera.com/threads/splatoon-2-artbook-pearl-is-21-years-old-marina-18-years-old.8979/ We were discussing whether Inklings were human sized or squid sized in this thread earlier, right? This seems to be definitive confirmation that they are, in fact, human...

I dunno, man, looks like hacks to me.

Pearl's still a squid, she's just based off of one that's. . . Smol.

When I read the first two sentences I thought you were talking about this: The carts being constructed by the Inklings themselves and not being proportional kind of loops in on itself, though, because why WOULD they build the carts bigger than themselves on the basis of "human carts are this...

That's a fair point I hadn't thought of. On the other hand, there's some legit absurd clothing all around for a competitive sport and stretchy jeans still exist, so maybe there's hope yet. It's an athletic sport, but most of the really wild stuff is being done in squid form and being splatted...

Non stat-based customization does make me curious. I get the feeling like they'd keep it even, so two more hairstyles and three more pants. But if Octolings were added, I feel like one way or another it'd be segregated off into it's own section of the hairstyle menu, so I'd cound that separate...

I will say that the new music makes Now or Never stick out like a sore thumb. I can't tell whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, though, because previously Now or Never blended in SO well I couldn't keep track of the match start and finish. This feels more like the radio abruptly changing...

You think the Hewdraw Splatling's still got those sweet lawn mower noises? Just saying, those were super satisfying to the ears. putputputputputputput

I find the lack of lyrics a refreshing change of pace, actually. All the other bands have them and the shared kawaii-Innsmouth warbling is a massive contributor to everything feeling samey. Even Bottom Feeders feels like it takes a hit and starts losing it's identity when they kick in. Each...

I agree with them, and I'll go so far as to say the same applies to Bottom Feeders to a degree. Splatoon 1's music all felt very same-y between bands to me. Wet Floor stuck to that same feel, but Bottom Feeders and Ink Theory are the game crawling out of it's shell music wise. NPR jazz might...

If it makes you feel a teeny weeny bit better, according to one interview that popped up with this wave of releases they seem to be mulling over the idea of giving Splatoon 2 free online a little longer than planned in order to give the holiday playerbase time to settle in. Less relevant to the...

I feel the same way. I came to this site for the first time in months because I was hyped, and it turns out everyone just feels too cynical to enjoy it. Kinda took the wind out of my sails. I was just having fun with squid mutilation and an epic looking and sounding fiddler and everyone else is...

UPDOOT TIM They're selling squid rings at MakoMart. With all those hair clippings lying around, maybe the Squid Sisters referencing eating squid is slightly less morbid than we thought it was. Slightly.