Bank holiday today because workers day but I'm on study leave anyway what a waste :(
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The great squidboards activity depression is real
Last day of high school before GCSEs and we got everyone to sign our school shirts. Some people wrote and drew some absolutely insane things on me
I would probably get sent home if I was caught 
With ape-like fury, I crush my victims under a big beautiful ultra stamp, hailing down a storm of blows
100 men would definitely beat 1 gorilla in a fight why is this even such a widespread debate on the internet rn
4 starred dapples nouveau but uhh I need to keep the three gold bars on my splashtag
I hate it when the shell out machine gives me a red capsule and I think I'm gonna get an emote but it's just some *** banner that I'm never gonna use
I spend almost all my money on the shell out machine btw I got the badge a very long time ago it's like a huge tax on everything I earn
Oh yeah I forgot to say my dad pre ordered a switch 2 with mario kart and pro contollers a few weeks ago without telling me (I'm never getting a pinarello we are making so many great financial decisions).
Got this email from a teacher today people brought the ice bucket challenge back in 2025 and started dumping buckets of water on each other in the changing rooms (it has nothing to do with charity btw)
In my GCSE Chinese speaking exam today I think I got at least an 8 (which is our version of like halfway between A and A*) and I'm not one of those people in the class who's already fluent even though half my family is from Vietnam but ethnically Chinese
But to think I should be good at a subject based off of race alone is dumb tbh
How it felt telling everyone about the great squidboards outage of April 21 2025:
Just 4-stared wiper! Will go back to the cycle of rank up attempts now.
Clip from yesterday:
When I was like 5 my dumb chimpanzee brain thought this was the coolest intro to a game ever while playing this on the PS3 and tbh it still goes hard
Does anyone else remember this lol
Did I actually expect Big Man not to win again what was I thinking choosing Frye
Just realised I'm on exactly 900 wins rn damn
JUST GIVE ME A 100X BATTLE WHY
Learning wiper is costing me a lot of ranked points, but at least I got an insane overtime win. I'm so DEDICATED.
The wiper arc began today hopefully I'll get the hang of it eventually
Always fun to randomly get matched with a player who gave you a fist bump like a month ago and still recognise them:
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