How it feels to take the most gargantuan and voluptuous **** of your life after a long day of school and open up all of the new messages on squidboards:
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"None of the teams will get white ink for the splatfest"
How I feel based on how many wins I finished my anarchy series with:
(5 wins got me feeling like Kendrick because there's no way I wasn't carried)
How it feels checking squidboards 15 times every day and not being addicted:
I bought a property in Inkopolis and what they do for u is they give u the property
Me and "← He's gay" having a squid party in the lobby right before we are both about to end our anarchy series with 0 wins and 3 losses:
Was bored so I made these:
Are the conservatives forgetting how many times they crashed the UK economy in just 14 years??
Life fr be hitting different when Pour It On randomly starts playing in the lobby and ur alone
Should I talk about the cultural/social significance of Splatoon for my English speaking GCSE? I could probably get a distinction with anything since it's easy
idk I should probably just yap about some random historical event or anything from the philosophy part of the GCSE RS syllabus for 5 mins
Trudeau is cooked I swear that guy has been in power for as long as I can remember
Vote for me and I will add inkstrikes and tenta missiles to the nuclear weapons arsenal
Vote for me and I will write pearlina into the constitution with another amendment to confirm that it's real
Vote for me and I promise trains that work
Maybe I wasn't there
Real ones got the Splatoon bus to school back in 2023:
The guy who hasn't been seen on squidboards since 2015 returning to tell me how many hot females are currently located within 5km of my exact location at any given time:
Happy new year from GMT!!!
Earth just completed one rotation around the sun since 1 Jan insane wow
Nah but 2024 was actually a good year
Am very excited to see a man who was at the Diddy party and the island become the most powerful person in the world in 2025
POV: ur playing anarchy series and you just found a match but the game is taking forever to load and just leaves you with the "BATTLE TIME!" screen:
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