Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[OrenjiBoy135]

A: Fresher than a salad that was harvested at a ripe oppurtunity.

Q: Cat + Bird = ?

 

[Poltersquid]

sushi
what does the future hold?

 

[Achamo]

A: A DLC with new weapons tonight

Q: How does one become FRESH?

 

[Poltersquid]

lots of preservatives
what color is blue?

 

[ReedRGale]

the color of x times the quantity k but only when jupiter aligns with xenon on the eight perigree of autumn's eve when skeletor throws the ring into the blazing ice cauldron of splatoon: r&d... its complicated

why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

 

[MarioMiner03]

Because you could have called this game Bird VS Camel and nobody would argue.

Cactus?

 

[Poltersquid]

cactus (also yes jontron reference!)
tomato?

 

[MarioMiner03]

Because you could have called this game Tomato VS Cactus and nobody would argue.

Why is this Mii's funny face fat? So very fat?

 

[Poltersquid]

because diet
wheres my iced tea?

 

[Wrog]

the same place as the flying eggplant

what could have I called the game without anyone arguing with me?

 

[Achamo]

A: 'Splat of Duty'

Q: Who are agents 1 and 2 in Single Player mode?

 

[Wrog]

A: (actual spoilers)

Spoiler

Callie and Marie

Q: why didn't you continue the references?

 

[Poltersquid]

because your sig
why?

 

[Wrog]

potat

(unrelated

Spoiler: cactus

)

o?

 

[Poltersquid]

e
a?
(filler)

 

[Achamo]

A: e
Q: What sound does a Splat Roller make?

 

[MarioMiner03]

VELCOM TO MILTON'S MITLON FICTORY

Was that enough?

 

[Achamo]

A: It was enough, yet not enough, but potentially enough to not be enough for it to be enough.

Q: What does the fo-- Squid say?

 

[Wrog]

Milton's Miltons

do you like cactus?

 

[Poltersquid]

no
is that joke getting danker than nyan cat?