Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[EverGreen]

A: Nope. Give it a try!

Q: Does Pearlina have the bacons?

 

[Hikarimoon]

Nope. Ask Ikanana
When and where am I gonna say, “mammeni”?

 

[Hikarimoon]

Nope. Ask Ikanana
When and where am I gonna say, “mammeni”?

Right now
am I going to die? Cause I’m Mike

 

[EverGreen]

Right now
am I going to die? Cause I’m Mike

If by interpreting "die" as Mike, the only answer I can think of is potato.
Have you ever heard of deez?

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

deez CAPITAL LETTERS IM TYPING RN

how much ground would a ground pound pound if a ground pound could pound ground?

 

[a hot mess]

i will gut you alive and not feel a single thing

how do i dispose of 142 pounds of flesh into the ohio river

 

[Bennet]

by eating them all and then pooping into the Ohio river

can I kill someone

 

[a hot mess]

yes

what if a cat ate a cat the ate laSAGNA a larg cat nw thats fnny

 

[BeckyXP]

A: Nope. Give it a try!

Q: Does Pearlina have the bacons?

A: maybe
Q: would you rather travel to Australia or Sibera?

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

Sibera because it exists

Would you rather be a pumpkin or an apple?

 

[Bennet]

nither because they're secretly hiding a... KAREN!!!!!

can I go and kill all karens in the world?

 

[BeckyXP]

nither because they're secretly hiding a... KAREN!!!!!

can I go and kill all karens in the world?

no

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

This is the answer to the question you didn't ask.

What should you do if you fall out of a hole in the ground?

 

[Bennet]

I get one of my worker drones from murder drones

can I inflict the ultimate sulfur into your computer?

 

[EverGreen]

I'll need to get back to you on that. I need to consult my toad lawyer bureau hidden 65.53 meters underneath the Taj Mahal.

For what it's worth, how do you butt?