Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Poltersquid]

a car engine
am i right?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

No, you're left.

Who am I?

 

[Poltersquid]

john doe
who am i?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Poltersquid.

What are we doing with our lives?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Waiting until it's time to do something with our deaths.

When will this game end?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

When somebody actually laughs.

Did you laugh?

 

[Cuddlefish]

No. :(

When did the game begin?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

10 pages ago.

Is amethyst Illuminati?

 

[Poltersquid]

confirm
am i Illuminati?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

No, you are Poltersquid.

Does anyone have a good question?

 

[Cuddlefish]

No, only stupid questions here.

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Depends, are you down to yiff?

 

[Cuddlefish]

I'm always down to yiff.

Do you believe in life after love?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Do you believe in life after love?

 

[Poltersquid]

do you believe in love after life?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Only if the corpse gives consent.

What's new pussycat?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

This post.

is that your profile?

 

[Cuddlefish]

No, my profile exists only in the void.

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

 

[MissingNumbers]

Of course. Let's rip it out and extract the magic for our own use.

Would you like fries with that?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Totally, fries are an excellent side to heart.

How can I refuse?