Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Poltersquid]

no
am i luigi?

 

[Kivvx]

Have you ever stepped on a marshmallow?

 

[Poltersquid]

no, but i have stabbed a hot dog
Your point?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Is at the end of this sentence.

Your exclamation?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Why can't we be friends?

 

[Poltersquid]

because of you
or is it me?

 

[Cuddlefish]

It's the both of us.

What gives you the right to put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in?

 

[Poltersquid]

US property law
now what are you going to do?

 

[Cuddlefish]

Overthrow the US government.

Who's leading you now?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

I am.

Are you guys leaving me out on purpose?

 

[Cuddlefish]

They're not, but I am.

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?
Vera, Vera, what has become of you?
Does anybody else here feel the way I do?

 

[Reset Bomb Jigglypuff]

I loved that food!



Why is the sky blue?

(Lol, this is fun

 

[Xadus]

Because it wants to look pretty!

Why do mirrors reverse left and right but not up and down?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Because physics.

Have you run out of questions yet?

 

[Xadus]

Not as long as I have the Infinite Improbabilty Drive!

What is the luckiest breed of plant?

 

[Poltersquid]

seaweed
what is this place?

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

The Internet.

What's happening to me?

 

[Wrog]

your skills with the m'ladys aren't working as well

am i correct?

 

[Poltersquid]

maybe
maybe not?

 

[Wrog]

yup
yup
yup
uyp
yup
yup
pyu?