Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Joseph Staleknight]

A: For the same reason an Interpol cop can get away with participating in public street fights using martial arts.
Q: Do dryads consider eating apples unethical?

 

[Marigi174]

A: Maybe, maybe not.

Q: What is your favorite pet-flavored mayonnaise?

 

[TheGreatGateway]

Mustard flavour.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Toadamos]

None, because I took all the wood.

Ladies and gentleman of the court, why the hell is he called Silent Bob anyway?

 

[TheGreatGateway]

Because Sideshow Bob is too famous and "feared."

Tell me, what sort of murderer uses a Samurai Slap?!

 

[Toadamos]

I... don't... Nghooooooooooooooo!

What's it to you, Porcupine-Head?!

 

[TheGreatGateway]

"First off, my name is NOT Mr Smith... second, I'm an only child."

Super Password Access Restrcited Database Analysis? What? Is this madness?!

(By the way, I got 2 of your 3 quotes, what do I win? :D)

 

[Loffy09]

A- Did you try turning it off and on again?

Q- What is the meaning of this?!

 

[Marigi174]

A: The cake is a lie

Q: Why do moos go meow?

 

[Wrog]

A : Why you gotta judge them for the noises they make?

Q : Why you gotta judge them for the noises they make?

 

[Camcamrules]

Because the noises are offensive to to meows.

When can I get my cookie?

 

[Toadamos]

When you actually eat your dinner.

Why would uptown funk you up?

 

[Loffy09]

A- Because downtown has a chili restaurant.

Q- Why do potatoes potate?

 

[Marigi174]

A- Because downtown has a chili restaurant.

Q- Why do potatoes potate?

A: Because mayonaise is an instrument.
Q: What is a zen?

 

[Camcamrules]

The most disapointing state of mind.
Why do I have to find Nemo?o_O

 

[Toadamos]

Because you're in the danger zone.

Did you enjoy my cookies?

 

[Marigi174]

Because you're in the danger zone.

Did you enjoy my cookies?

There were cookies?

Is a donkey a cat's kazoo?

 

[Joseph Staleknight]

If a bear is a dog's banjo.

Speaking of bears, what do they need fish for?

 

[Marigi174]

If a bear is a dog's banjo.

Speaking of bears, what do they need fish for?

To feed Kazooie.

How the f*ck did I manage to get a word that is or sounds like "kazoo" into my two consecutive posts in this thread?

 

[Wrog]

To feed Kazooie.

How the f*ck did I manage to get a word that is or sounds like "kazoo" into my two consecutive posts in this thread?

A: ***Maaaaagic!***

Q: What is love?