Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Vicvillon]

A: It’ll be returned to you, but in a place you least expect it. Good luck!!

Q: your teammates will always have the same weapons in soloq. What do they get?

 

[Deleted member]

A: nothing absolutely nothing.

Q: Can I commit arson on any of u guys?

 

[BismarckMech]

A: uno reverse card

Q: What is the best sub for canceling Triple Splashdown?

 

[Bubbsart]

booyah bomb

What is a salmon run?

 

[Deleted member]

A: a mode where u kill fish

Q: Can I have any amiibos u have

 

[Bubbsart]

No, my amiibos are worth millions of dollars.

Are u a kid or a squid?

 

[Deleted member]

A: I am ur father

Q: do u want to die?

 

[Bubbsart]

spare me please

What’s the song that does “dadadaddadadadadada”?

 

[Deleted member]

A: ur mom

Q: y do u not want 2 die? it fun to die!

 

[BismarckMech]

A:idk that sounds dangerous

Q: how eat cake when no cake?

 

[beyondinsane]

A: get cake


Q why do cats meow

 

[Deleted member]

A: they don't we cause pain to them for the "ow" part

Q:can I have ur bank account?

 

[BismarckMech]

A: L

Q: how get cake

 

[Deleted member]

U make cake

How do u die?

 

[BismarckMech]

the cake

What's with these homies dissing my girl, why do they gotta front?

 

[Deleted member]

because they want to die!

why is the cake deadly?

 

[EverGreen]

A: It's not the cake itself that's deadly; it's the fizzy bomb inside of the cake that builds pressure inside your stomach until... BOOM!

Q: Who is your favorite idol and why is it Callie?

 

[Madt123]

a: because Callie is alive

q: if I have a inkling and make it drink water will the inkling die

 

[Deleted member]

A: no because if you have seen the Splaton 2 hub you will see that they drink liquids

Q: Can I have your IP address?

 

[JishTheFish]

A: no because if you have seen the Splaton 2 hub you will see that they drink liquids

Q: Can I have your IP address?

A: Sure! My IP address is E = mc2

Q: What are some tips for baking potatoes in pools of magma?