Bad Splatoon Suggestions

[Friendly Face-Off]

Self Destruct Special...make every opponent visible for you on the map for a short duration and choose an opponent to get splatted with you at the same time.

Personally that one isn't all that bad :3 (In position where you're surrounded by your opponents? Use this here Self Destruct Special! Take one of them out, splatting them, and get yourself out of the trouble too!)

Lose a match, can't play for a specified duration of time. Can last up to a remaining calendar day.

 

[Superjustinbros]

I always figured the Self Destruct special would work like this: You basically charge your Special Weapon, and from there you can't use it. Instead, you have to let an enemy get near you and try attacking you with their weapon. Once you've taken enough hits to be "splatted", your corpse flies into the attacker from any distance away and explodes, very likely destroying the attacker in one clean hit unless they act fast.

 

[SkyBlue]

I always figured the Self Destruct special would work like this: You basically charge your Special Weapon, and from there you can't use it. Instead, you have to let an enemy get near you and try attacking you with their weapon. Once you've taken enough hits to be "splatted", your corpse flies into the attacker from any distance away and explodes, very likely destroying the attacker in one clean hit unless they act fast.

I think it'd work better if you used it, and within however much time if you died it'd take everything out within a select radius(I would figure more/a lot more than an ink mine) if you're splatted during it. And they could increase bomb sniffers usefulness by making that the only way to detect if the inkling coming towards you will self implode or not.
This just went from bad suggestion to something good/funny suggestion.

 

[Cynlet]

I always figured the Self Destruct special would work like this: You basically charge your Special Weapon, and from there you can't use it. Instead, you have to let an enemy get near you and try attacking you with their weapon. Once you've taken enough hits to be "splatted", your corpse flies into the attacker from any distance away and explodes, very likely destroying the attacker in one clean hit unless they act fast.

That's like creepy pasta material.

 

[ILikeKirbys]

That's like creepy pasta material.

Nah, everyone respawns afterward, so it's not that bad.

Also, here's a stupid suggestion:
A gun that shoots behind you, so you have to walk backward to advance while firing.

 

[Cynlet]

Nah, everyone respawns afterward, so it's not that bad.

Also, here's a stupid suggestion:
A gun that shoots behind you, so you have to walk backward to advance while firing.

The idea of your corpse fly towards the enemy is scary since we don't see squid's corpse in the game, only they explode and fly away as ghost.

 

[Inkoishi]

Gear takes damage as you do and you have to level it back up to get the abilities back

 

[ILikeKirbys]

The idea of your corpse fly towards the enemy is scary since we don't see squid's corpse in the game, only they explode and fly away as ghost.

Ah.
Yeah, that would be kinda creepy.

Also, another crap suggestion:
A weapon that lets you deal collision damage, but only inks where you're standing/running and doesn't make you move faster.

 

[CrazyDude]

Or simply an automatic weapon which gives you speed (like the Inkbrush) while shooting.

 

[Rellek]

Adding voice chat

 

[missingno]

Discover a problem during the JP Splatfest, wait until the last minute before NA's to tell anyone about it, and force them to relevel their Splatfest Tee.

 

[iNinja5567]

Voice chat.

 

[inkopolis]

Make it so that you can put in custom messages for the d-pad. What could go wrong?

 

[Lyn]

Use the blaster.

 

[Zero Revolution]

Adding microtransactions.

 

[Setu]

Adding the moon from Majora's mask to be a playable character

 

[TimpaniGamer]

An actual nuke. Everyone just loses.
Either that, or Squidward DLC.

 

[Chocoling]

More than two teams.
People think it's an amazing idea but in actuality - the Wii U would probably overheat and the game would possibly crash trying to load all that ink in real time.
Plus the stages aren't made for 3 or 4 teams.

 

[Superjustinbros]

You could do maps that are symmetrical in all four quarters of the map (like an X layout or something) and just have 4 teams of 2 instead of 2 teams of 4.

 

[Qosmio]

A paint roller that has the range of a charger and uses kraken or bubbler... ;-;