Callie-sama, why have you forsaken us?! - Callie's role in Splatoon 2

[ForteReborn]

She is so conventional that you can store her in the closet, or under your bed!

And for a short time only, you can buy her for 19.99! Hurry, we are running out of stock of Cardboard cutout Callies giving you salt!

 

[Tadashi]

It's confirmed: DJ Octavio brainwashed Callie using a pair of hypnoshades. In other words, HE REMIXED CALLIE'S BRAIN!!!!!