Create a nickname for weapons and specials in splatoon

[Makeshift]

Luna Blaster= The reason you don't have any friends.

 

[NBSink]

OK this thread didn't see Splatoon2 light.

TriSlosher = The OP weapon that will never splat me
Inkjet = The failed try of invisible players to fly.
Jet-squelcher = The long ranged weapon that I can't handle.

 

[seaWEED]

tri slosher: completelyfairandbalancedweapon

 

[Либра]

Splashdown: Panic Button
Tenta Missiles: Poor man's echolocator
Autobomb: Satan's little gift to inklingkind
Stingray: I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAAARGH!
Sploosh 2.0: Hyperaggressive loudencer
Hydra: Pipe-dream (sorry Goolloom)

 

[ZetAchilles]

Any Blaster: chinese firework gun

 

[Just An LPer]

N-ZAP '85/N-ZAP '89/N-ZAP '83: Zapper
Hero Roller Replica: Splat Roller Echo Fighter
Sprinkler: Inkler
Inkstrike: Air Woomy
Splashdown: Inkstrike v2

 

[Cephalobro]

Clash Blaster: Cheap Tower Control
Octobrush: Sneak-Attacker
Autobomb: Clingy Pests
Dualie Squelchers: Scaredy Catfish

 

[LordNgyes]

Luna Blaster: Retired Killer
Conductor Cap: Test Failed
Maws: Ink Dodongo