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Inkopolis News and other Splatoon quotes/manuscript!

Tomato

Inkling
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Messages
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Hello!

Splatoon has a lot of personality, reflected not only through the characters' design, but also their speech. I've been interested in writing them down a while ago and perhaps analyse their personalities and possible back stories; I'm pretty sure some Splatoon Wikis will want to write down some quotes eventually. I written down some quotes mainly from Inkopolis News at the moment, but I plan to write down all responses from the shop keepers and all "intermissions" in Single Player. I realized I should be posting these quotes somewhere, and writing down quotes in general would go faster if I weren't the only one doing so, so here I am!

Any help to write down other quotes is appreciated. I'll continuously edit this post to add more quotes whenever possible.

(Note: Callie always talks before Marie, unless noted)
Basic messages
Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Inkopolis News time!

Let's unveil the current regular battle stages!
All right!

And now, the current ranked battle stages!
Splatastic!

Let's unveil the current Splatfest battle stages!
Wait for iiiiiit...

Until next time... (Happy)
Together: Staaaay fresh!

Updates
We've got some update information to share!
What is it? What is it?!
I love updates! (After Update)

(battle type) are now available!
Whoa. For serious?
Give it a go if you think you've got what it takes! (Happy)
Yaaaaaaay!

New battle modes are now available!
Oh, sweet...
You can play them in (battle type), so enjoy!
Staaaay fresh!

The stage selection has been expanded!
Oh, sweet...
Now there'll be even more variety in the rotation!
Staaaay fresh!
Booyah! (After Update)

More weapons are available!
Sweet...
We'll need to ask Sheldon for the deets. (Sad)

Some new gear has been added!
Aw, but I'm all outta cash... Time to get my battle on! (Sad)

Looks like the game has changed up a bit!
Oh, sweet...
Check the official Splatoon website for details!
Yeah yeah!

Introduction
News flash! News flash!
What is it? What is it?!

Inkopolis's Great Zapfish has... vanished! (Shock)
Wait, seriously? (Shock)

If it isn't recovered soon, are we gonna lose power? (Sad)
Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine... probably.

I wonder if it has anything to do with that UFO crash! (Serious)
Sounds likely to me!

Well, that's all for now! Until next time... (Happy)
Together: Staaaay fresh!

Ending
OK, it's late, but we've got a midnight NEWS FLASH!
Wait, what's going on?! What time is it?

The Great Zapfish is back on Inkopolis Tower! (Shock)
Whoa, for serious?! That's a shocker! (Shock)

Where was it anyway? I guess we'll never know! (Serious)
Well, hey, at least it's back now!

Yeah! Let's ROCK! (Happy)
At this hour?! Ehhhh, why not!

Urchin Underpass (7 +5)
Awwww! Some of these signs are pictures of us! (Happy)
Only some of them? Why not all of them?!

Road trip! Any cuties out there wanna go for a ride?
Let's use the airwaves responsibly, Callie!

Daah... I think securing the central area here is key?
I'd stage my attack from some of those side alleys...

Whoa! That's a big ol' underpass!
But don't stop to stare at it! There's battling to do!

The birds here are totes adorbs!
So you're...Team Bird, then?

Judd is great at his job, but.. man, he sleeps a lot.
I hear he's way more active at night!

OK, Marie. What's your favorite strategy here?
My strategy is to not give away my strategy. (Eyes closed)


I... Um... Uh... Stay fresh?
Can somebody please fix the teleprompter?! (Eyes closed)

Hey, do you have change for the vending machine? (Happy)
Maybe try asking when we're NOT on the air... (Sad)

The ice-cream shop near here has the best sundaes! (Happy)
Are there any restaurants you HAVEN'T been to?

I just saw a SUPER fresh car drive by! I want it! (Shock)
Didn't you just fail your driving test last week?

Didn't we do an undercover news story here once?
Don't remind me... (Shock)

Saltspray Rig (7 +4)
I hope those poor seagulls don't get all inked up!
Well, seagulls are natural predators of squid, so...

Uhh... This is, like, an oil field, right? Should we really be tossing explosives around? (Shock)
They're ink bombs! Not TNT! It's totally safe.

"Just grab the high ground and it'll be an easy win!"... Is what amateurs say. Then they get splatted.
But don't just stick to the low ground, either!

I love riding the elevators here! SO MUCH FUN! (Happy)
Sure. If by "fun" you mean ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING!

Blech, the salt spray here really gets into my eyes! (Sad)
You know, salted squid is a delicacy in some places. (Sad)

Where does Judd go while the battle's going on?
Dunno... Probably eating fish. Doing cat stuff.

So, Marie, how would you plan your attack here?
Uhhhh... shoot lots of ink?


I remember learning about this place in school! (Happy)
Yeah, we studied it in Ink Battles 101!

Let's dive off of the rig! CANNONBALL! (Happy)
But you can't swim! None of us can!

Hey, Marie. Can you think of any good puns?
You know how much I hate puns. They're punbearable! (Shock)

Ah, staring at the ocean is so therapautic.
So is therapy.

Walleye Warehouse (8 +3)
Remember working here part-time back in the day?
Yeah, and how often you broke the assembly line... (Sad)

In a remote corner of a dimly lit warehouse... two brave inklings prepare to meet their destin-- (Serious)
BATTLING! They're battling, aren't they?! (Happy)

Get up high, and shoot the opponents from above! (Happy)
Or, you know, don't...

Try not to spray all of the cargo with ink, will you? (Sad)
Whatevs! The ink vanishes when the battle's over!

There are so many boxes passing through here!
At least the economy is perking up!

So many containers...! I wonder what's inside them!
Wouldn't it be rad if it was all Squid Sister merch?!

Judd always appears out of nowhere after a battle! I swear I'll never get used to that! (Sad)
His eyes glow in the dark! True story!

So, Marie! What are the hot strats for this stage?
Uhh... Try your best?


The best thing about working here was the food.
The best thing about working here was quitting. (Sad)

My team is always terrible on this stage!
Yeah, "your team" is terrible. (Eyes closed)

Next up, some letters from our adoring viewers! (Happy)
Are you trying to skip the stage-info part again?

Arowana Mall (8 +3)
Sometimes I come to this mall after work. But I always get mobbed by screaming fans! (Sad)
Hmm. They must think you're me...

The town's been booming since they built this mall!
Are you sure it's not the other way around?

We did a fan meet and greet here not long ago!
Stay tuned for more info about the next one!

Omigosh! Look, Marie! That outfit is adorrrrbs!
That reminds me, don't window-shop during battle.

Running around an empty mall is surprisingly fun! (Happy)
It's good exercise if nothing else!

The food court makes the best catfish burgers ever!
Eh, I'm more of a hot dogfish girl myself. (Sad)

They're selling shirts with Judd's picture on them! (Shock)
Well, he is something of a cultural icon. (Shock)

Hey, Marie, how would you tackle this stage?
Float like a jellyfish, sting like a... jellyfish? (Happy)


So, the key to blattling here is--
Hold up--did you just say "blattling"? Bahahaha! (Sad)

Redoing my makeup after a battle is such a hassle. (Sad)
You wear makeup? I wake up like this.

After battling, I love to unwind with a cuppa joe! (Happy)
Who's Joe?

Blackberry Skatepark (7 +4)
I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone! (Sad)
Squids don't have bones, but whatever...

I always accidentally splat innocent bystanders here!
Sure... "Accidentally"

This stage is all about close-quarters combat! (Serious)
Nah, I'd grab a charger and snipe from up high!

This would be a rad venue for an outdoor show! (Happy)
That's a pretty good idea, actually!

Palm trees! Aww, man, now I want coconut ice cream. (Happy)
Mmmm. With a slice of octo pie!

Judd fell out of a tree trying to grab a coconut! (Shock)
Don't worry--he has a lot of built-in cusion!

Marie! Give us some top secret tactics for this one.
Umm... watch your back. And your front!


The view from the central platform is really great! (Happy)
But don't stop to enjoy it, or you'll get splattified!

Did ya know the Blackbelly Skate is a type of fish?
Yup! One of my friends is a Blackberry Skate!

Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!
Yeah, I am. (Eyes closed)

Callie: Watch me bust a sick ollie, brah! (Happy)
Marie: Oh, you'll bust something, all right. (Sad)

Port Mackeral (7 +4)
I've heard this can be a really romantic date spot!
Um...it's not. Trust me.

Holy mackerel! (Happy)
Sigh...

This stage has visibility for days. A charger would be totally money!
Word.

Making use of the containers here is crutial!
What's in those containers anyway? Maybe... CANDY?! (Happy)

If you run out from behind the crates all willy-nilly... you're gonna get splatted! (Sad)
Yuuup. I like to hide for a bit and catch my breath!

So... how exactly does Judd decide who wins a battle?
I have NO IDEA. I think he might have superpowers!

OK, Marie! Give us your very best tactical tip!
Hm... Winning is temporary, but looking cool is forever!


Going up against Blasters in this place can be scary. (Sad)
They can splat you around corners! It's totally OP!

C'mon, Marie. Give us a pun. Just one? Please?
Look at all the cargo! I can hardly CONTAINER myself!

I wanna try racing one of those forklifts around! (Happy)
Callie, you can barely ride a bike. (Sad)

I love the salty sea air that wafts through here!
It takes me back to our childhood in Calamari!

Kelp Dome (7 +6)
Everything grows great in here because it's so hot!
Hm... Hold a sec--I gotta go plant french fries!

So... I read online that ink is really good for plants! (Shock)
Seems legit.

Ah... It's always so nice and warm in the dome!
Yeah, it's nice if you like pitting-out all your shirts! (Sad)

This dome is a fully sustainable ecosystem! (Shock)
It's about to be a fully stained ink-osystem!

Hey! Did you know that when Gramps was a kid... there was no such thing as vegetables?!
Man... that is SO LUCKY! (Sad)

Hey, you ever wonder what Judd does on his days off?
Oh, I know exactly what he does. He sleeps. Allllll day.

OK, Marie! What's your advice for this stage?
Hair spray. Seriously, the humidity in here is chaos!


What are they studying in the Kelp Dome anyway?
Algae, brah.

I heard they grow veggies in here, too!
Ugh... Veggies? I'd rather eat a Splattershot. (Happy)

It's so humid here! Battling makes me super sweaty! (Sad)
Yeah, I need a cold shower just thinking about it. (Sad)

I saw a Super Sea Snail in here the other day! (Shock)
I hear they love to eat kelp!

Try flanking your enemies, then move in for the krill! (Sad)
You just couldn't kelp yourself, could you? (Sad)

You know, I don't get this newfangled dome tech. (Shock)
How old are you again?

Bluefin Depot (8 +3)
The depot looks like it could collapse any second!
No kidding! Glad I don't own a condo around there.

Watching all the ships sail by totally floats my boat!
...

That big iron bridge really defines this battleground... (Happy)
It's always in my way when I'm gettin' my snipe on! (Sad)

So, there used to be a train station here... But now there's not.
Cool story.

Man, this place is such a ghost town these days!
Totally! I've heard Gramps say he used to battle here.

I heard there's a glowing ghost haunting this place...
Um... are you sure that's not just Jelonzo?

Judd throws some killer secret parties down here! (Shock)
Shhh! What about "secret" do you not understand?!

All right, Marie! Hit me with a hot strategy tip!
Yeah! Uh... Stay in school.


Hey, it's a boat! I wanna take a trip somewhere... (Happy)
Let's go on a world tour when our album drops!

What do you and Bluefin Depot have in common?
When it comes to Turf War we're both pretty rusty...

Remember when we shot a music video down here?
How could I forget? (Eyes closed)

Moray Towers (6 +2)
This stage really towers over the competition! (Happy)
Ugh... (Shock)

Don't look down... Don't look down... (Shock)
NOOOOOOO WHYYYYY?! (I looked down.)

Rollers are super effective here! (Happy)
Chargers are the very best, like no gun ever was!

I love dashing across this stage with a roller!
It's all fun and games until I splat you in the face!

So...if Judd ever called in sick, what would happen?
I don't even want to think about that!

OK, Marie. Give us another one of your pro tips!
What goes up must come down...unless it doesn't!


Even though we're high up, Judd still sees everything!
He loves it here. It's like a giant cat tower!

It's so foggy I can't even see the ground! (Sad)
That's called draw distan— Er... It's smog. *cough*

Camp Triggerfish (5 +3)
Gotta be careful not to fall in the water here! (Sad)
Surprisingly, Inklings can only swim in ink. (Sad)

Look at all this space! Get ready to run... a lot. (Happy)
I'd rather just save my energy and use a charger.

We should go camping here on out day off. (Happy)
Why camp when I can just be lazy at home? (Sad)

We've been battling a long time. I can't remember a time when Judd wasn't the ref!
Some say he's been reffing since the dawn of time...

Marie, got any hot tactical tips for this stage?
Of course! Just, uh, believe in yourself!


Being here makes me feel like a kid! (Happy)
Really? I feel more like a squid. (Sad)

Let's roast marshmallows over the campfire! (Happy)
Splat that! Team Hot Dog for LIFE!

Marie, tell us all about this map!
Oh, um... Isn't the air here...uh...delicious?
Introduction
Before we reveal today's stages, some special news!
What is it? What is it?!

We've received word from... on high. (Shock)
You don't mean...?! (Surprised)

That's right! There's going to be a Splatfest soon!
OOH! What's the theme? What's the theme?!

Just a moment! The theme is descending as we speak!
Let's see it! Let's see it!

Aaaand it's here! We've got the Splatfest theme!
Let's hear it! Let's hear it!

All right then, I'll announce the theme!
*gulp*...

The theme for the upcoming Splatfest is...
Wait for iiiiiit...

Cats vs Dogs
It's time for the ultimate fluffy-buddy showdown! (Happy)
Woo-hoo! (Happy)

On one side, the Internet's favorite furballs... CATS!
And on the other, man's best four-legged friends... DOGS!

Marie: So, Callie, which do you like better--cats or dogs?
Cats forever! Team Judd! (Happy)

Marie: Not surprising...considering how much you sleep!
Heck yeah! Lazy Caturdays are the best! (Happy)

What about you, Marie? I'm guessing Team Dog?
Dogs for life! Woof! Woof! (Happy)

What about you at home? It's time to decide!
Head over to the Pledge Box and pick a side!

Results
Before we reveal today's stages, some special news!
What is it? What is it?!
Huh? Really? (After Update)

The Splatfest results are in!
Ooohhh!

First, we'll reveal which team was most popular!
Come on...

Next up...
Quickly! Quickly!

Time to see which team won the most battles!
Bring it on!

No hard feelings either way, yeah? And finally...
The final results?!

That's right! The winning team of this Splatfest is...
Come on, come on...!

Result responses
Bada-bada-bada-bada...
Wait for iiiiiit...
Together: Boom!

Cats vs Dogs popularity: 38% - 62%
Cats vs Dogs win: 51% - 49%
Roller Coasters vs Water Slides popularity: 46% - 54%
Roller Coasters vs Water Slides win: 53% - 47%
Marshmallow vs Hot Dogs popularity: 64% - 36%
Marshmallow vs Hot Dogs win: 48% - 52%
Autobots vs Decepticons popularity: 58% - 42%
Autobots vs Decepticons win: 44% - 56%

Callie wins
Awwww yeahhhhh!! (Happy)
Urrrghhhh... (Sad)

(After Update)
Oh yeahhh!! (Happy)
Aw, man... (Sad)

Marie wins
Awww... We lost... (Sad)
Yay! (Happy)

(After Update)
Noooooo... (Sad)
Heheheh! (Happy)

Final results
Cats vs Dogs (140 - 160)
Marie: Team Dog represent! (Happy)
Dang it... (Sad)
Great job, my fellow dog lovers! Woof! Woof! (Happy)
Team Cat looked cooler, though... Love you guys!
Callie: If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget...
Your prizes are waiting in the plaza!

Roller Coasters vs Water Slides (152 - 148)
YEEEEEAH! Coast to coast, baby! (Happy)
Urp... (Sad)
The coasters with the mosters! (Happy)
That's not a real word.
If you participated in the Splatfest, don't forget...
Your prizes are waiting in the plaza! Peace!
Introduction
Th-Th-the... Oc-Oc-Oct...
The Octarians are coming!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, uh, hi... Guess I lost my cool for a minute there!
I'm Cap'n Cuttlefish, leader of the legendary Squidbeak Splatoon!
That look in your eye... It's the look I've been lookin' for!
The Great Zapfish that powers Inkopolis has been squidnapped!
Nobody believes me, but it's the work of the Octarians! I just know it!
They want revenge for the Great Turf War of 100 years ago!
I've been keepin' an eye on them this whole time, of course...
But they stole the Great Zapfish right out from under my nose!
Please! You gotta help me rescue the Great Zapfish!
...
... ...
So...
I'm gonna take your silence as a yes.
Starting today, you are Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon!
This is your brand-new Hero Suit! It'll help you fight the Octarians.
What a great fit! (For a hand-me-down from Agents 1 and 2...)
Now let's go get those Octojerks! I'm countin' on you, bucko!

Final Boss (First time)
Cap'n: Stay back, Agent 3! It's a trap!
1: Figures...
2: But we don't have a choice!
DJ: GYAH HA HA! I'ma remix your face!

Y'all ready for this?
Grraaargh?!
Slimy little hipsters!

1: After him!
2: Watch out, Agent 3! He's packing a mean laser!
DJ: Peep THIS!
BLGRRARGH!
You can't handle my spicy wasabi beats!

1: Oh, it's on!
2: He's got something up his sleeve, Agent 3!
DJ: You 'bout to get MASHED UP!
GHRAAAAAGH!
Do you even know who you're messin' with?!

1: Way to be, Agent 3!
2: Blast those Octorpedoes!
DJ: It's time to... D-D-D-DROP THE SEA BASS!
GHHROOOORUGH!
How dare you!

DJ: What's this? Where mah beats?!
1: Agent 3! Can you hear our song? (upside down)
2: Radio override activated!
Cap'n: Huh?!
That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SQUID SISTERS!!
1: Don't you ever worry your granddaughters like that again!
2: Agent 3! Take care of Gramps for us, 'kay?

1: Final push! Chaaarge!
2: As they say-sometimes the best offense... is running for your life!
Cap'n: Just a little farther, Agent 3!
DJ: I'MA DUBSTOMP YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Cap'n: Now! Finish him!
DJ: Oh no... So sad...... (upside down)
Cross-fade... to black... (upside down)

Final Boss (Rematch)
Cap'n: Help! DJ Octavio escaped while I was eating my crabby cakes!
1: You've gotta be squiddin' me! Gramps got captured AGAIN?
2: That's convenient...
DJ: GYAHAHA! No snow globe can contain this DJ!

1: Gramps, are you sure you're not getting captured on purpose?
2: Sorry you have to rescue him again, Agent 3!

1: Hey, um, Gramps? I don't think I can make Squidmas this year.
2: Yeah, we're filming our holiday special on Squidmas morning!

1: Hey, remember when we won that singing competition?
2: Of course! That competition jump-started our careers!

DJ: I'll turn you into a RADIO EDIT!
1: Agent 3? Come in, Agent 3!
2: Radio override activated!
Cap'n: About time!
Turn it up! It's the SQUID SISTERS!!
1: So embarrassing...
2: Do we have to take away your crabby cakes, Gramps?

1: I think he's just lonely. We should probably give him a call soon.
2: But Gramps doesn't have a phone. We'll have to send a telegraph.
Cap'n: Finish him, bucko!
DJ: Not again... So sad...... (upside down)
Cross-fade... to black... (upside down)
 
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Chocoling

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Mystical-Tabby
I was hoping someone would do this eventually or I'd attempt it ^^
Interesting that the news is also different in the EU version.
The NA one sounds.. Forced to sound cool?

I will make an EU section for dialogue, i figured out how to make spoilers and will try to follow your template.
 
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OmegaDivider

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OmegaDivider
A gathering of such great information from the best characters in the game.

I am given much joy.
 

Chocoling

Pro Squid
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Messages
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Mystical-Tabby
A work-In-Progress collection of the dialogue found in the EU version of Splatoon.
Splatfest Announcement
Callie: Before we reveal the stages, some special news!
Marie: What is it? What is it?!

Callie: It looks like there's been word from on high! (Shock)
Marie: You dont mean...?! (Shock)

Callie: That's right! There's going to be a Splatfest soon!
Marie: OOH! What's the theme? What's the theme?!

Callie: Just a moment! The theme is arriving as we speak!
Marie: Let's see it, Let's see it!

Callie: ...Aaaand it's here! We've got the Splatfest theme!
Marie: Let's hear it! Let's hear it!

Callie: Alright then, I'll announce the theme!
Marie: *gulp* ...

Callie: The theme for the upcoming Splatfest is...
Marie: Wait for iiiiiit...

Rock vs Pop
Callie:Time for a battle of the genres! A musical melee!
Marie: Woo!

Callie: On one side, distortion, drum fills and guitar solos!
Callie: ROCK! (Happy)
Marie: And on the other, catchy hooks, fashion and fun!
Marie: POP!

Callie: What a contest! Rock godess or Pop princess?
Marie: Since we're actually pop stars, I gotta go with pop!

Callie: Pop's great and all, but i'm gonna go with rock here! Can't beat turning up the volume and rocking out!
Marie: Maybe you should go join the Squid Squad then!
Callie: Haha! Noooo way! Squid Sisters forever!

Callie: So what about YOU folks? Be sure to cast your vote!
Marie: After you've voted, you'll get a Splatfest Tee!

Eating vs Sleeping
Callie: We have to know: Which is your idea of heaven?
Maire:Yeah!

Callie: On one side... It's chips, cheese and chocolate!
Marie: Not all together, I hope...
Callie: EATING!

Maire: And over here its blissful blankets and puffy pillows!
Marie: SLEEPING!

Callie: So which are you? Total foodie or Sleeping beauty?
Maire: I love the feeling of going to bed after a hard day! Im picking sleeping for sure!
Callie: As long as you dont fall asleep during a battle...
Callie: Me, I'v gotta go for eating all the way! I'd wrestle a shark for those Arowana Mall chips!
Marie: It's true... I'd hate to be that shark!

Callie: So what about YOU folks? Be sure to cast your vote!
Marie: After you've voted, you'll get a Splatfest Tee!

North Pole vs South Pole
Callie: It's a snowy skirmish! An ice cap quarrel!
Marie: Brrr!

Callie: On one side, we're going arctic! THE NORTH POLE! (happy)
Marie: And on the other, we're going way way down to... THE SOUTH POLE! (happy)

Callie: So pack your scarf and gloves! Where'll it be?
Marie: Are you kidding? Only one of those has penguins! South Pole all the way!
Callie: Whaat?! Don't you want to go visit Father Squidmas? I'm voting for the North Pole! (happy)
Marie: You know Father Squidmas is just Gramps, right? (disgust)
Callie: Hmph, you can believe what you want. It's your fault if you get a lump of coral for Squidmas! (disgust)

Callie: So what about YOU folks? Be sure to cast your vote!
Marie: After you've voted, you'll get a Splatfest Tee!
Basic Messages
Callie: Hold onto your tentacles...
Marie: It's Inkopolis News Time!

Callie: Let's unveil the current Regular Battle stages!
Marie: Here they come!

Callie: Now, here are the current Ranked Battle stages!
Marie: Splat-tastic!

Callie: Well then, folks, until next time...
Together: Staaay Fresh!

Update Messages
Callie: We've got some update information for you!
Marie: What is it? What is it?

Callie: The stage selection has been expanded!
Marie: Oh, cool...

Callie: Now there'll be even more variety in the rotation!
Marie: Staaaay fresh!

Walleye Warehouse
Callie: Remember working here part-time back in the day?
Marie: Yeah, and how you broke the assembly line... (sad)

Callie: There are so many boxes passing through here!
Marie: Maybe people should cut down on online shopping...

Callie: Off in a remote corner of the warehouse, two young Inklings are...
Marie: BATTLING! (Cheeky)

Callie: Judd always appears out of nowhere at the end of battles... I swear i'll never get used to that!
Marie: His eyes glow in the dark! True story!

Callie: So, Marie! What's the best strategy for this stage?
Marie: Uh... Fight well?

Port Mackeral
Callie: If you keep dashing out from behind containers, you're gonna get splatted! (disgust)
Marie: Take a moment to hide and get your breath back!

Callie: I've heard this can be a really romantic date spot!
Marie: Um... It's not. Trust me.

Callie: Making wise use of the containers here is crucial!
Marie: I feel bad for the people who are trying to work... (Cheeky)

Callie: Holy Mackeral!
Marie: Sigh...

Callie: This stage has great visibility. A charger would probably be really effective!
Marie: Who are you kidding? You're a roller girl!

Callie: So... How exactly does Judd decide who wins a battle?
Marie: I have NO IDEA. I think he might have super powers!

Urchin Underpass
Callie: Awwww! Some of these signs have pictures of us on them!
Marie: Only some of them? Why not all of them?!

Callie: Daah... I think securing the central area here is key.
Marie: I'd stage my attack from some of those side alleys...

Callie: Whoa! Thats a pretty big underpass!
Marie: But don't stop to gawp at it! There's battling to do!

Callie: Judd is great at his job, but... Man he sleeps a lot.
Marie: I hear he's way more active at night!

Callie: The birds here are so cute!
Marie: So, you're... Tean Bird then?

Arowana Mall
Callie: The towns been booming since they built this mall!
Marie: Are you sure it's not the other way around?

Callie: We did a fan meet-and-greet here not long ago!
Marie: Stay tuned for more info about the next one!

Callie: I love running around a deserted mall!
Marie: It's good exercise if nothing else!

Callie: Marie! They've got clothes with a picture of Judd on! (Shock)
Marie: Well, he is something of a cultural icon. (Shock)

Callie: Im always coming here for work! (Happy)
Marie: You dont have a side gig without me, do you?!

Saltspray Rig
Callie: The lift here is so much fun to ride! Exciting stuff!
Marie: Exciting? Dont you mean scary?

Callie: There's an oil field here, right?! Should we really be throwing bombs around? (shock)
Marie: They're only ink bombs! It's totally safe.

Callie: Hey Marie, what's the best way to attack here?
Marie: Uhhhh... Shoot lots of ink?

Callie: The thing about this stage is that it's covered in seagulls, it's too easy to splash ink on them by accident!
Marie: So you're the reason they seem so angry sometimes...

Callie: Blech, the salt spray here really gets in my eyes! (Disgust)
Marie: It makes my skin totally dry as well... (Sad)

Blackbelly Skatepark
Callie: I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone! (Disgusted)
Marie: Squids dont have bones, Callie...

Callie: Marie! Give us some top-secret tactics for this one.
Marie: Umm... Watch your back. And your front!

Callie: Palm trees! Now i'v got a real craving for coconuts... (Happy)
Marie: Just coconuts? I'll stick with chips, thanks.

Callie: This stage is all about close-quarters combat!
Marie: No, I'd grab a charger and snipe from up high!

Callie: This looks like at great venue for an outdoor gig! (Happy)
Marie: That's a pretty good idea actually!

Callie: Judd fell out of a tree trying to pick a coconut!
Marie: He's awfully clumsy for a cat...

Kelp Dome
Callie: It's so hot here the crops grow really big and strong!
Marie: I wonder if they have a chips tree here...

Callie: I read on the web that ink is really good for plants! (Shock)
Marie: Cite your sources, Callie!

Callie: Hey, did you know that when gramps was a kid... There was no such thing as vegetables?!
Marie: Man... That is SO LUCKY! (Sad)

Callie: It's always lovely and warm in here, isn't it!
Marie: I hate the heat...

Callie: Marie! What advice do you have for this stage?
Marie: Um... Huh? Sorry, Did you say something?

Callie: Judd is a pretty strange critter, isn't he?
Marie: Stop gossiping during the show, Callie!

Callie: You know, i dont get this newfangled dome tech. (Shock)
Marie: How old are you again?

Bluefin Depo
Callie: I thought i saw a ghost here! But it was just Judd. (Shock)
Marie: Something about this place sets me on edge...

Callie: That big iron bridge really defines this battleground.
Marie: It gets in the way when i snipe with my charger! (Sad)

Callie: There use to be a train station here... But now theres not.
Marie: Fascinating.

Callie: It looks like it could collapse at any moment...
Marie: I wonder if anyone is keeping it maintained?

Callie: Marie! Tell us your strategy tips!
Marie: Um... Try and shoot opponents? Dont miss?

Callie: Really brightly coloured boats pass through here at night... I wonder what they're doing... Do you know?
Marie: No, but i do get this weird urge to follow them...

Callie: This place use to be heaving with people!
Marie: Yeah, gramps was saying he used to battle here!

Callie: This place is haunted by a strange glowing orb...
Marie: Are you sure that isnt just Jelonzo?

Moray Towers
Callie: Without a doubt, rollers are superior in this stage!
Marie: Um... No. Chargers are by far the best!

Callie: Urgh, I'm really not good with heights!
Marie: I wouldn't have expected that from you, Callie!

Callie: If Judd didn't show up, who would decide the winner?
Marie: Us? Haha! Wow, I crack myself up sometimes.

Callie: Marie, tell us how to tackle this stage!
Marie: Um... Get them before they get you?

Camp Triggerfish
Callie: We should come camping here on our day off! (happy)
Marie: I'd rather just laze about at home, actually...

Callie: Apparently they've rebuilt this place a ton of times!
Marie: Why not pick a design and THEN start building it?

Callie: Ahh, a campsite! Did you bring the marshmellows?
Marie: I, uh, sort of already ate them. Heh...
Introduction
(Fairly similar to NA version)

Cap'n Cuttlefish HUB (End of game)
Cuttlefish: Agents 1 & 2 are busy on a mission... What was it again?
Cuttlefish: If you have trouble in the field, remember my rules of battle.
Cuttlefish: Why yes, agents 1 & 2 are my grandkids, didnt i mention?
Cuttlefish: They use to call me the Great Bluefin Cuttlefish, you know?
Cuttlefish: The wind... Is blowing.
Cuttlefish: ....................................................... Oops! i fell asleep!
Cuttlefish: Ain't i just the freshest fella you ever saw?
Cuttlefish: We need to keep the theft of the Zapfish a secret, okay?
Cuttlefish: With DJ Octavio here, we wont have to worry about the Zapfish being stolen again.

Final Boss (Replay)
Cuttlefish: Agent 3! DJ Octavio escaped while i was eating biscuits!
Callie: What? Has gramps been captured again?!
Marie: Sigh... Shall we get going, then?

DJ Octavio: Gyahaha! Guess who's back, you little inkstains!
DJ Octavio: Are you ready for this?
DJ Octavio: Ghargh!?
DJ Octavio: Impudent inksquirt!

Callie: Gramps, are you sure you're not getting kidnapped on purpose?
Marie: I'm sorry you have to deal with him agent 3!
DJ Octavio: Eat this!
DJ Octavio: Blrrgh!
DJ Octavio: Go, my minions!

Callie: Gramps, I'd love to visit at squidmas but I have to work...
Marie: We'll be too busy filming the Squidmas special!
DJ Octavio: I'll... Make... Squid soup out of you!
DJ Octavio: Ghrrrgh!
DJ Octavio: Who do you think you are!?

Callie: Gramps, remember when we won that singing compition?
Marie: Yikes, It's almost time to get ready for work tomrrow!
DJ Octavio: I'll... Make... FRIED SQUID RINGS OUTTA YOU!
DJ Octavio: CHRRRGH!
DJ Octavio: I'll get you for that!

DJ Octavio: It's time to... D-D-DROP THE SEA BASS!
Callie: Agent 3? Come in, agent 3!
Marie: Radio override activated!
Cuttlefish: I was waiting!
Cuttlefish: That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SQUID SISTERS!
Callie: Whoops! Sorry, Agent 3!
Marie: Do we have to give you a ban on biscuits, gramps?!
Callie: Gramps, as soon as i have time to come over, i'll hit you up with a text!
Marie: But gramps doesnt have a phone. We'll have to send a telegraph.
Cuttlefish: Just a little further, Agent 3!
Cuttlefish: Finish it! Now!
DJ Octavio: Oh no... Done in... Again...
DJ Octavio: So... Sad...
Entering
Crusty Sean: Hey there, squiddo!
Jelonzo: Welcoming shop you!
Annie: Ahh... Hello... (Moe: Yo Squid!)
Sheldon: Hello, Hello! What kind of weapon are you in the market for?

Buying and Equiping
Crusty Sean: You gonna buy it? You Equiping it?
Jelonzo: You buying do? You equip do?
Annie: Y-You'll buy it...? Y-You'll equip it... ?
Sheldon: Buying this one? Will you equip it?

Bought an item
Crusty Sean: Nice doing business with ya! To switch your gear, just touch equip on the [Gamepad], yeah?
Jelonzo: Always great thanks! For gear change touch equip select on [Gamepad], you knowing this yes?
Annie: Th...Thank you very much! Y...You do know you can touch, um, equip on [Gamepad] to equip your gear, right...? (Moe: YOU'LL BE BACK!)
Sheldon: Thank you very much! Remember, simply touch equip on [Gamepad] to equip a different weapon!

Selecting an item you already own
Crusty Sean: Don't trip, squiddo! You already got those kicks!
Jelonzo: No, no, buying no. Clothes of select owned currently! Cannot taking monies for purchase of pointless!
Annie: O...Oh, I think you might already have that one... (Moe: WASTE'N OUR TIME!)
Sheldon: I admire your devotion, but you already have that weapon!

Not having enough money
Crusty Sean: You're a little short on cash, squiddo.
Jelonzo: You money not enough. Shop different from charity, payment not optional!
Annie: Ahhhh... I'm awfully sorry, but... It looks like you dont have quite enough money... (Moe: BRING US CASH!)
Sheldon: I'm afraid you don't have enough money... I can't part with my babies for less than they're worth!
 
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A work-In-Progress collection of the dialogue found in the EU version of Splatoon.
Basic Messages
Callie: Hold onto your tentacles...
Marie: It's Inkopolis News Time!

Callie: Let's unveil the current Regular Battle stages!
Marie: Here they come!

Callie: Now, here are the current Ranked Battle stages!
Marie: Splat-tastic!

Callie: Well then, folks, until next time...
Together: Staaay Fresh!

Walleye Warehouse
Callie: Remember working here part-time back in the day?
Marie: Yeah, and how you broke the assembly line... (sad)

Port Mackeral
Callie: If you keep dashing out from behind containers, you're gonna get splatted! (disgust)
Marie: Take a moment to hide and get your breath back!

Callie: I've heard this can be a really romantic date spot!
Marie: Um... It's not. Trust me.

Callie: Making wise use of the containers here is crucial!
Marie: I feel bad for the people who are trying to work... (Cheeky)

Urchin Underpass
Callie: Awwww! Some of these signs have pictures of us on them!
Marie: Only some of them? Why not all of them?!

Callie: Daah... I think securing the central area here is key.
Marie: I'd stage my attack from some of those side alleys...

Callie: Whoa! Thats a pretty big underpass!
Marie: But don't stop to gawp at it! There's battling to do!

Arowana Mall
Callie: The towns been booming since they built this mall!
Marie: Are you sure it's not the other way around?

Saltspray Rig
Callie: The lift here is so much fun to ride! Exciting stuff!
Marie: Exciting? Dont you mean scary?

Blackbelly Skatepark
Callie: I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone! (Disgusted)
Marie: Squids dont have bones, Callie...
Introduction
(Fairly similar to NA version)

Cap'n Cuttlefish HUB (End of game)
Cuttlefish: Agents 1 & 2 are busy on a mission... What was it again?
Cuttlefish: If you have trouble in the field, remember my rules of battle.
Cuttlefish: Why yes, agents 1 & 2 are my grandkids, didnt i mention?
Cuttlefish: They use to call me the Great Bluefin Cuttlefish, you know?
Cuttlefish: The wind... Is blowing.
Cuttlefish: ....................................................... Oops! i fell asleep!
Cuttlefish: Ain't i just the freshest fella you ever saw?
Cuttlefish: We need to keep the theft of the Zapfish a secret, okay?
Cuttlefish: With DJ Octavio here, we wont have to worry about the Zapfish being stolen again.

Final Boss (Replay)
Cuttlefish: Agent 3! DJ Octavio escaped while i was eating biscuits!
Callie: What? Has gramps been captured again?!
Marie: Sigh... Shall we get going, then?

DJ Octavio: Gyahaha! Guess who's back, you little inkstains!
DJ Octavio: Are you ready for this?
DJ Octavio: Ghargh!?
DJ Octavio: Impudent inksquirt!

Callie: Gramps, are you sure you're not getting kidnapped on purpose?
Marie: I'm sorry you have to deal with him agent 3!
DJ Octavio: Eat this!
DJ Octavio: Blrrgh!
DJ Octavio: Go, my minions!

Callie: Gramps, I'd love to visit at squidmas but I have to work...
Marie: We'll be too busy filming the Squidmas special!
DJ Octavio: I'll... Make... Squid soup out of you!
DJ Octavio: Ghrrrgh!
DJ Octavio: Who do you think you are!?

Callie: Gramps, remember when we won that singing compition?
Marie: Yikes, It's almost time to get ready for work tomrrow!
DJ Octavio: I'll... Make... FRIED SQUID RINGS OUTTA YOU!
DJ Octavio: CHRRRGH!
DJ Octavio: I'll get you for that!

DJ Octavio: It's time to... D-D-DROP THE SEA BASS!
Callie: Agent 3? Come in, agent 3!
Marie: Radio override activated!
Cuttlefish: I was waiting!
Cuttlefish: That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SQUID SISTERS!
Callie: Whoops! Sorry, Agent 3!
Marie: Do we have to give you a ban on biscuits, gramps?!
Callie: Gramps, as soon as i have time to come over, i'll hit you up with a text!
Marie: But gramps doesnt have a phone. We'll have to send a telegraph.
Cuttlefish: Just a little further, Agent 3!
Cuttlefish: Finish it! Now!
DJ Octavio: Oh no... Done in... Again...
DJ Octavio: So... Sad...
Entering
Crusty Sean: Hey there, squiddo!
Jelonzo: Welcoming shop you!
Annie: Ahh... Hello... (Moe: Yo Squid!)
Sheldon: Hello, Hello! What kind of weapon are you in the market for?

Buying and Equiping
Crusty Sean: You gonna buy it? You Equiping it?
Jelonzo: You buying do? You equip do?
Annie: Y-You'll buy it...? Y-You'll equip it... ?
Sheldon: Buying this one? Will you equip it?

Bought an item
Crusty Sean: Nice doing business with ya! To switch your gear, just touch equip on the [Gamepad], yeah?
Jelonzo: Always great thanks! For gear change touch equip select on [Gamepad], you knowing this yes?
Annie: Th...Thank you very much! Y...You do know you can touch, um, equip on [Gamepad] to equip your gear, right...? (Moe: YOU'LL BE BACK!)
Sheldon: Thank you very much! Remember, simply touch equip on [Gamepad] to equip a different weapon!

Selecting an item you already own
Crusty Sean: Don't trip, squiddo! You already got those kicks!
Jelonzo: No, no, buying no. Clothes of select owned currently! Cannot taking monies for purchase of pointless!
Annie: O...Oh, I think you might already have that one... (Moe: WASTE'N OUR TIME!)
Sheldon: I admire your devotion, but you already have that weapon!
Port Mackerel has this, one of my favourite moments in the game:

Callie: Holy mackerel!
Marie: Sigh...

I don't know why loved it but I did. Also, shopkeepers (Moe, at least) haven different intros depending on your freshness/level.
 

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Thanks for posting. I've got the EU version and I didn't know how different some of the US dialog is. Does anyone know which one is closer to the original Japanese dialog before it was translated into English, just wondering?
 

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Ah, yes. In my haste, I forgot to mention my quotes come from the NA version. Thank you for writing down quotes from the EU version!

Since I understand French, I might as well search for some French footage of Splatoon and hopefully bring some quotes and translate them. I doubt I'll find much, though (there must be at least the final boss somewhere). I encourage other multilingual people to find footage of Splatoon in their languages (if it exists) and share it here.
 

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Thank you for writing down quotes from the EU version!
It's no problem ^^ it's actually pretty fun to do ~
I might type down the level dialogue later, since it doesn't change.
Does anyone know which one is closer to the original Japanese dialog before it was translated into English, just wondering?
I believe the EU version would be closer as the JP and EU versions are more semi-serious where as the NA one was marketed to be silly and down ..with .. the kids?
 
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i managed to get dialogue for:
- Not having enough cash.
- When then game updates.
- Kelp Dome.
- Bluefin Depo.
 
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Another EU news tag for Kelp Dome

Edit: And right after, this OTHER one pops up!
 

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Dialogue added for EU Splatfest: North Pole vs South Pole.
 

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It seems like I need a new post for the list of all weapon descriptions and responses from Sheldon; it's too long to insert in my first post! I'll also move the responses of Shop Keepers here as well.
Entering shop
Crusty Sean: What up, squiddo?!
Jelonzo: Please to the shopping!
Annie: Oh, um... Hello. (Moe: GIVE US YUR CASH!)
Sheldon: Hello, hello! What kind of weapon are you in the market for?

Selecting & Buying
Crusty Sean: You gonna buy it? You equipping it?
Jelonzo: You want buying? And equipping?
Annie: Y-you'll buy it...? Y-you'll equip it?
Sheldon: Buy this one?

Bought an item
Crusty Sean: Nice doin' business with ya! Tap Equip on (GamePad) to switch your gear, aight?
Jelonzo: Thanks for the buying! You are touching the (GamePad) for equipping of your gears.
Annie: Thanks, um, a lot! Y-you know you can tap Equip on (GamePad) to swap out your gear, right? (Moe: YOU'LL BE BACK!)
Sheldon: Thank you! I know you'll give it a good home. Remember--tap Equip on (Gamepad) to change weapons!

Selecting an equipment already owned
Crusty Sean: Don't trip, squiddo! You already got those kicks!
Jelonzo: You are already owning that body cloth!
Annie: O-oh, I think you might already have that one... (Moe: WASTIN' OUR TIME!)
Sheldon: I admire your devotion, but you already have that weapon!

Visiting shop at Level 1
Crusty Sean: "Yo, squiddo! Good to see you here in Shrimp Kicks!" ...Is what I WOULD be saying if you weren't so UN-FRESH. For reals, dude, do you even battle? You gotta have that Level 4 freshness before I can help you. Sorry, them's the rules! You know how to up your level, right? Just go to the lobby and do some regular battles! You got this!
Jelonzo: Jelly Fresh! Thanking fo-- BLUUUH! A fashion crime is in the progress! Moldy customer is moldy. Jelonzo is in the great shock! Level 4 is being required. You are needing more of the fresh for the shopping! Play regular battle in lobby for the freshness, yes? Then again, visiting please.
Annie: O-oh... Hello. I-I'm very sorry, but um... I'm afraid we have... a sort of rule here, you see. We don't sell to people who aren't, um, fresh enough. Once you reach, say... Level 4... I should be able to help you. Maybe you could visit the lobby and play some, um... regular battles? That might help you level up... (Moe: BEAT IT, LOSER!)
Sheldon: Hello, hel- Oh my, is that truly the only weapon in your possession? You'll need more than that if you want to be taken seriously around here! I'd offer to help... but I'm not sure you can handle my firepower at lowly Level 1. No, I simply can't let you adopt any of my beautiful children until Level 2... at the very least! Go raise your level in some regular battles, and then come see me again, yes?
You're looking fairly fresh!
Yes, I think you have what it takes to wield my (weapon)! Go on, give it a try!
And that's not all! You're also ready to wield the (weapon)!

Boss blueprint
Hmmm? Wait... Are those some of my grandpappy's long-lost blueprints you have in your possession?!
Where did you find them?! Let me see those! Quickly!
With these blueprints and my slightly above-average intellect, I'll be able to expand my product line!
Whew...! Weapon creation: successful! If only Grandpappy were here to see his work come to life!
But I still have to pay the rent here... You understand.
As you know, I can't let anyone handle my wares without the proper level and, of course, payment.

(At proper level)
Let's see... At your current level, you can buy the (weapon)!

(Below proper level)
Hmmm... It seems your level isn't high enough to wield some of my magnificent weapons!
Please return once you're fresh enough to give them a loving home.

Splattershot, level 2
Ah, the classic Splattershot. It's a modified version of a weapon that was used in the Great Turf Wars of old.
When this weapon made a splash with the fresh kids, it helped popularize the Turf Wars we know today!
The full-auto Splattershot, Burst Bombs, and Bomb Rush special make it a great choice for any situation.
Whether you're a newbie or a pro, learn to use this set effectively and you'll be a force to be reckoned with!

Custom Splattershot Jr., level 2 (Boss 1)
I took my inspiration for this weapon from a strange liquid that was stuck to my grandpappy's blueprints!
Its main weapon is just like the Splattershot Jr., but this one lets you weaken your foes with Disruptors!
It also comes with an Echolocator, so rally your team behind you and charge into the fray!

Splat Roller, level 3
The Splat Roller represents the roller class of weapons, useful for close combat and also for inking turf.
Tap (ZR) to fling ink at foes, or hold it down to ink the ground as you run!
Rollers began as unofficial weapons but became so popular that they're now an officially recognized style!
The included Suction Bombs and Killer Wail are powerful, too, so this is a great set to learn the roller ropes.

Splat Charger, level 3
The Splat Charger is a charger-type weapon, designed for long-range offense.
Hold down (ZR) to charge up ink, and then release to fire it all out at once, inking a long path in an instant!
With this weapon type's debut, Turf Wars expanded from mid-range battles to something more complex!
With easy-to-use Splat Bombs and Bomb Rush, this is a good set to get used to the charger fighting style!

Tentatek Splattershot, level 4
The Tentatek Splattershot--designed in collaboration with the popular gear brand Tentatek!
Its stats are the same as the standard Splattershot, but it comes with Suction Bombs and the Inkzooka!
This makes it useful against tricky foes who like to keep their distance from you. Give it a shot, so to speak!

Kelp Splat Charger, level 4 (Boss 2)
I created the Kelp Splat Charger based on my grandpappy's blueprints. Cool seaweed design, right?
Thought if I'm honest, it's exactly the same as the Splat Charger in stats.
But this set comes with the Sprinkler to ink hard-to-reach locations while you hold a strategic position!
And the Killer Wail will blow all of your opponents away! Use it well to turn the tide of battle!

.52 Gal, level 5
The .52 Gal is a heavy hitter with an extra-large nozzle for shooting massive amounts of ink.
It's powerful, but pretty slow. If you find yourself in trouble, throw up a Splash Wall and retreat!
The Killer Wail can be used offensively or defensively, so it's good for fighters who can read the flow of battle!

Slosher, level 5
The Slosher is the most basic slosher-type weapon, able to fling a large amount of ink directly ahead.
It's also remarkably effective at splatting opponents who are up high or behind a wall!
The Slosher lacks rapid-fire capabilities, so the Burst Bombs should help out there!
And the Inkstrike special can deliver a powerful blow to unsuspecting opponents as well.

N-ZAP '85, level 5
The N-ZAP '85 is a shooter with excellent ink efficiency and rapid-fire capability!
Its attack power isn't all that, but it's fabulous at quickly charging up the Echolocator special weapon.
Combined with Splat Bombs, this set caters to fighters who like to cover a lot of ground in battle!

Classic Squiffer, level 6
The Classic Squiffer--for a charge weapon, it's lacking in range, but in return it can charge much faster.
Use the Bubbler to get in close after zeroing in on your opponents with the Point Sensor!
This set is an excellent choice for fighters who are confident taking out foes with a decisive shot.

Heavy Splatling, level 6 (?)
The Heavy Splatling is kind of similar to a charger, but it belongs to a whole new weapon class!
Hold ZR to pressurize the ink, and then release it to splatterize your foes like DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!
But it uses a lot of ink and takes a while to charge, so this weapon can leave you exposed.
Using the Splash Wall to impede your foes before unleashing an Inkstrike can be rather effective!

Krak-On Splat Roller, level 7
The Krak-On Splat Roller is a collaboration design with the popular Krak-On gear brand!
Drop Squid Beakons in your wake as you tear through the stage, and call your comrades into the fray!
Then, when the time is right, you can unleash the Kraken! This is a great set for those who love to ink!

Aerospray MG, level 7 (Boss 3)
Now, the Aerospray MG is a shooter I made with a little help from my grandpappy's blueprints.
Its range and accuracy are nothing to sneeze at, but the real draw is its amazing rate of fire!
The seekers and Inkzooka are so easy to use, you're sure to have a blast! Thanks, Grandpappy!

Splash-o-matic, level 7
For your main weapon, I present the Splash-o-matic, a weapon fine-tuned for highly accurate barrages!
It's a little lacking in power, but it can ink the ground rapidly, letting you quickly fill up your special gauge.
Then with the Bomb Rush special weapon, you can toes Suction Bombs to your heart's content! Fun, yes?

Jet Squelcher, level 8
The Jet Squelcher has the top range of any rapid-fire weapon, approaching that of the charger weapons.
It sacrifices attack power, though, so focus on hiding behind your Splash Wall and charging up the Inkstrike!
It's best for fighters who know how to strike at the most opportune moment!

Inkbrush, level 8
The Inkbrush is similar to roller weapons, but it inks the ground as fast as you can dash!
It's weak and a bit narrow, but you can make up for that with Sprinklers and Inkstrikes!
I would recommend this weapon to anyone who wishes to try out a new type of fighting style!

N-ZAP '89, level 8
Ah yes, the N-ZAP '89. This is quite simply an N-ZAP '85 that was redesigned for... legal reasons.
It includes a Sprinkler to rapidly increase your turf, allowing you to fire off remarkably fast Inkstrikes!
This set is excellent at striking where the foe least expects it. Good for lone wolves!

Blaster, level 9
The Blaster fires ink shots that explode a short while after they've been shot. It's specialized for offense!
Rapid fire and range aren't its strong points, but the powerful shots can damage anyone within their blast!
Use the included Disruptors to disable your foes before you take them down. Great for coolheaded fighters!

L-3 Nozzlenode, level 9
Ah, now the L-3 Nozzlenode is a semiautomatic shooter. It fies three shots each time you pull the trigger!
Its range and accuracy are great, but you can't keep firing by holding down (ZR), so good timing is a must!
This set includes Disruptors and the Killer Wail as well. It's well suited to those who like to fight efficiently.

Neo Splash-o-matic, level 9
The Neo Splash-o-matic has the same capabilities as the original set, but with new sub and special weapons.
Hit your opponent with Burst Bombs, and then give them a taste of precision shooting!
With the Inkzooka too, this is a set for an aggressive sharpshooter who's not afraid to get messy!

Splattershot Pro, level 10
The Splattershot Pro was developed for more advanced users by the team behind the Splattershot!
Unbalance your foes with Splat Bombs and Inkstrikes, and then hit them with superb range and accuracy!
Its ink efficiency and fire rate aren't as good as the standard Splattershot's--hence the "pro."

Carbon Roller, level 10
The Carbon Roller is a lightweight roller built with low-density parts for increased handling!
Soften up the foe with Burst Bombs while you ink the ground and prepare to unleash the Inkzooka!
Want to use a roller but don't like feeling weighed down? Now you can have your cake and eat it too!

.52 Gal Deco, level 11
The .52 Gal Deco is a standard .52 Gal with a little extra flair added by pro designers!
Its stats aren't any different, but it does come with Seekers to open up new battle tactics.
And with the Inkstrike as its special, this set allows you to really dominate the battlefield!

New Squiffer, level 11 (Boss 4)
Mt grandpappy's blueprints inspired me to update the Classic Squiffer set. I call it the New Squiffer!
Use the Inkzooka to keep foes at bay as you surround your territory with deadly Ink Mines!
Charger-type weapons are generally offensive, but a defensive style can be surprisingly effective too!

Inkbrsh Nouveau, level 11
The Inkbrsh Nouveau has the same aabilities as the Inkbrush, but it comes with quite a different setup!
You can use the brush to swiftly lay Ink Mines. Your opponents won't know what hit 'em!
And since you can share the Bubbler with your allies, this is a great set if you like to support your team!

Luna Blaster, level 11
The Luna Blaster is a specialized shooter that can unleash explosive power at close range!
Its rate of fire is good, and its blasts cover a wide area, but you'll need the Inkzooka to hit far-off foes.
Oh, and the Ink Mines can really make a difference in the right hands, so this set is perfect for veterans!

.96 Gal, level 12
The .96 Gal's main weapon has an extra-large ink tank, allowing for powerful shots with a lot of range!
And the Sprinkler and Echolocator can be used to keep foes riiiiiiight where you want them.
So it's an excellent weapon for fighters who cant to control the pace of battle!

Octobrush, level 12
The Octobrush is a brush with denser bristles that fling even more ink with each swipe!
Use that mobility to scatter Squid Beakons everywhere, giving your whole team free rein of the battlefield!
No need to hesitate--you can always use the Kraken to run away in a pinch. Your team will love you!

Sploosh-o-matic, level 12
With its wide muzzle, the Sploosh-o-matic is specialized for close-combat situations.
Beat back the enemy while placing Squid Beakons on their turf, and then mop with the deadly Killer Wail!
This weapon set excels at opening holes in the opponents' defenses for your teammates to exploit.

Aerospray RG, level 13 (Boss 3)
The Aerospray RG is like the Aerospray MG I built from my grandpappy's blueprints, only... shinier!
Combining its rapid-fire capabilities with tricky Ink Mines allows for some great hit-and-run tactics.
Add the Inkstrike into the mix, and it's the perfect package if you like causing complete and utter chaos!

Splatterscope, level 13
The Splatterscope is a Splat Charger with an added scope for effective long-distance aiming.
It's great for hitting far-off targets, but your view is narrow while charging, so careful where you use it!

Rapid Blaster, level 14
The Rapid Blaster is a Blaster modified to increase its rate of fire and ink efficiency.
It's not as powerful as the Blaster, but its fast shots and powerful Ink Mines are great for pressuring foes.
With a Bubbler as well, it's probably the easiest blaster to use, so I'd recommend giving it a try!

.96 Gal Deco, level 14
The .96 Gal Deco is a standard .96 Gal with a little added flair!
Unlike the standard .96 Gal, though, you can approach with the Splash Wall, and then... release the Kraken.
That would be my strategy, anyway! I'd recommend it to fighters who want to charge the front lines!

Range Blaster, level 15
As the name suggests, the Range Blaster is a Blaster with shots that travel farther before exploding.
Its fire rate is reduced, but the combination of explosive power and range can be positively deadly!
Complemented by the Splash Wall and Inkstrike, it's perfect for distance fighters!

Custom Jet Squelcher, level 15
The Custom Jet Squelcher is just a Jet Squelcher with a custom appearance. No surprises there!
It comes with Burst Bombs to pin down your foes and the Kraken to let you deal the finishing blow!
If you like to keep your foes under pressure, tis weapon set could be just what you're looking for!

Dynamo Roller, level 16 (Boss 5)
The Dynamo Roller is a roller I designed myself using a generator from my granddad's blueprints!
It wound up with incredible offensive power, but the dynamo motor does weigh it down a bit... Oh, well.
Anyway, ink turf with the Sprinkler and track enemies with the Echolocator, and you'll be winning in no time!

Dual Squelcher, level 16
The Dual Squelcher adds a manifold mechanism to the Jet Squelcher for extreme range and firing rate.
Claim turf, fire out those Echolocators, and then attack the opponents' position wit Splat Bombs!
So I'd recommend it if those kinds of tricksy tactics happen to be your style!

Custom Blaster, level 17
The Custom Blaster is a standard-model Blaster with a customized appearance.
No difference in stats, but this one comes with a Point Sensor to track down your foes wherever they hide!
And with the Bubbler, you can charge in without fear once you've located them! What a great combo!

Kelp Splatterscope, level 17
The Kelp Splatterscope is a Kelp Splat Charger with an added score for long-distance aiming.
It's great for hitting far-off targets, but your view is narrow while charging, so careful where you use it!

E-liter 3K, level 18
The E-liter 3K is designed to withstand extreme pressure, allowing you to charge it up even further!
As a result, it has incredible range and truly fearsome attack power! It's great for forging a path forward.
Hit nearby foes with Burst Bombs, and then make sure they've got nowhere to hide with the Echolocator!

Custom Dual Squelcher, level 18
The Custom Dual Squelcher is exactly what it sounds like--a Dual Squelcher with a custom look!
What's new is the Squid Beakon, letting you lead your team, and the Killer Wail to pressure your foes!
I'd say it's perfect for master tacticians who can keep track of the entire field of battle.

Rapid Blaster Deco, level 19
As you can likely guess, the Rapid Blaster Deco is just a Rapid Blaster that's been, well, decorated!
This version comes with Suction Bombs, which are great for forcing sneaky foes out into the open.
And with the Bomb Rush special, you'll be able to toss those bombs to your heart's content!

Custom E-litter 3K, level 19
The Custom E-litter 3K is an E-liter 3K modified with custom parts for a unique appearance!
Use the Squid Beakons to send your teammates on ahead while you find a good spot to back them up.
If anyone gets too close, give 'em a taste of Kraken! This set is well suited for defensive battlers.

E-liter 3K Scope, level 19
The E-liter 3K Scope is an E-liter 3K with an added score for effective long-distance aiming.
It's great for hitting far-off targets, but your view is narrow while charging, so careful where you use it!

Forge Splattershot Pro, level 20
What do you get when you cross a pro weapon with top gear brand Forge? It's the Forge Splattershot Pro!
Its stats haven't changed, but the Point Sensor and Inkzooka open up new tactical potential!
Like the Splattershot Pro, it's not the easiest weapon to handle, so try it out if you've got what it takes!

Gold Dynamo Roller, level 20 (Boss 5)
The Gold Dynamo Roller is another roller I designed. It boasts the same power as the standard Dynamo Roller.
I think the Dynamo Roller's offensive power nicely complements the reliable Splat Bombs and Inkstrike!
Combine them all, and your attacks will hit home with unprecedented force! Your foes will flee before you!
 
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Just to note: In NA, the quote in Camp Triggerfish where Marie says she ate the marshmallows is changed to something along the lines of "No, but I brought Hot Dogs" referencing the NA Splatfest "Marshmallows Vs. Hot Dogs"
 

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Just to note: In NA, the quote in Camp Triggerfish where Marie says she ate the marshmallows is changed to something along the lines of "No, but I brought Hot Dogs" referencing the NA Splatfest "Marshmallows Vs. Hot Dogs"
Yep, I've noticed that. I also noticed a few text changes, and will make sure to note them down too.
 

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