... Listen Wrog... I worked hard on maintaining my identity as an undercover potato/human. You don't just go around exposing people as being actual potatoes when they have been spending 23 years of their life *specifically* working toward appearing as not a potato. Life is hard for potatoes... Nobody thinks about potatoes on the same level that we think of humans. It's a great injustice in society.
And now I have been exposed... The jig is up. My ruse has been mashed, if you will. What will people think? How will they react now, knowing that I am indeed a potato (not a real human?) Everything I've built up over the years has been all for nothing... Thanks Wrog..................
v hates potatoes :(