That Perpetrator Tee. I just, they actually called it Perpetrator Tee.
And it has Ink Recovery Up, which is nice. Definitely gonna try it out.
And what's the new online mode? Is it Rainmaker?
Also, I'm just gonna assume that other stuff is true for now, so...
INKOMING HYPESTRIKE
YES! YES! YES!
I've been kinda hoping we'd see Super Mario Sunshine-y stuff since before the game came out because I loved Sunshine when it came out and it just seemed kinda logical for some comparison to be drawn so maybe something would happen down the line, but I didn't think it'd be like this! Wasn't expecting F.L.U.D.D. To make it as a weapon (it could work as a shooter, but I couldn't see it becoming a gun; thought maybe they'd use the Turbo Nozzle for a speedy roller-type weapon. Incidentally, can that happen? Please?), but it did and I'm so hype for that!
And more amiibo stuff? SIGN ME UP! Yeah, I was hoping for maybe another wave of Splatoon amiibo some time down the line (like Judd, or Octolings/DJ Octavio, or Callie & Marie or something like that), but Mario giving Sunshine stuff is great too! And new single-player stuff? SO MUCH HYPE! I've been wanting a longer single-player since I finished Octo Valley, so this is awesome for me! Petey Pirahna as a new boss? I... never particularly cared for Petey, but It's more single-player stuff so I'M STILL HYPE FOR IT ANYWAY! AND YOU CAN GET MARIO'S CLOTHES? AND IS THAT A YOSHI HAT I SEE?
AND IS THAT AGENT 3 HOLDING AN INKBRUSH? IMPLYING USING THE INKBRUSH IN AMIIBO CHALLENGES? NO, IT'S THE SHADOW MARIO PAINTBRUSH FROM SUNSHINE! MAYBE WE'LL GET THAT AS A WEAPON! I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS POSSIBLY UNWARRANTED HYPE!
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I hope this is real. I really do.