Moments of pure stupid...

[Toaster]

I was trying out a charger and playing in ranked so this person comes up to me, he was using the splattershot jr. he bubbles and splats me. He starts kidsquidding where I was splatted and someone on my team who also had a spalttershot jr. came up from behind splatted him while he was kidsquidding and she started to kidsquid where he was splatted. It was so funny, but I felt kinda stupid letting that guy splat me in the first place.

 

[SP3CT3R]

Do you even know how many times I've fallen to my doom in Bluefin Depot after trying to make impossible jumps?

 

[dapperlace]

The stupid moment I was planning to post in this thread is actually the one described by the OP.
Luckily, it was the other team's person, and not one of our own. Oh-hoh-hoh.

 

[Luggy]

I always thought squids lived in water, so I tried to deliver my squid from this "fresh-based society" and let him go back to the sea.
Needless to say, the return wasn't really pleasant. It was more deadly than anything else.

Evolution is a funny little thing, isn't it ?

In short, I killed myself a lot before in the water like a goofus. While I stopped the suicides, I couldn't fix the goofus part.
I'll always be a goofus.

 

[Kirby Phelps (PK)]

The stupid moment I was planning to post in this thread is actually the one described by the OP.
Luckily, it was the other team's person, and not one of our own. Oh-hoh-hoh.

Were we in the same match!?

 

[Glitch]

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[dapperlace]

Were we in the same match!?

I'd say that's a possibility? The best part is I saw it happen more than once in one day. Granted, this was near the beginning of the mode's release, but still.

 

[SplatoonFerret]

About a month ago I was playing Turf War, all three of my team mates laid down their Squid Beakon's on our spawn point.. YES ALL THREE! Boy I wish I took a picture, regretting it to this day.

Funilly enough, the EXACT thing happened to me earlier today, (at the time of this post).

 

[ZypkerGaming]

I can't tell you how many times I've put an Ink Mine on the top of the central tower in Blackbelly Skatepark and killed somebody. They keep dying over and over in the same match.

 

[MacTheWriter]

About a month ago I was playing Turf War, all three of my team mates laid down their Squid Beakon's on our spawn point.. YES ALL THREE! Boy I wish I took a picture, regretting it to this day.

The same thing happened to me, too. Why not just put it in places that isn't the spawning point? You know, because we can already Super Jump to the spawning point?

 

[Elecmaw]

-Whenever i switch weps and i accidentally confuse using one sub for another, hi beakon!
-For the same matter, confusing specials. Just when i think i should Kraken i end up pulling out an Inkstrike.
-Playing Bluefin and slipping off the edge into the water, especially at the start of the match
-If i try to ambush/intercept someone and end up realising i have no ink left
-Being splatted continously by the same enemy/tactics, every time
-Playing Moray Towers

 

[TacoOfDestruction]

I was playing tower control with my splatterscope, and i had my reticule set on the guy on the tower, as i was about to shoot, some guy on my team blocks the shot, and starts kidsquidding in my face. he then continued to do this for the rest of the match, made lose a rank

 

[the Gay]

-Whenever i switch weps and i accidentally confuse using one sub for another, hi beakon!
-For the same matter, confusing specials. Just when i think i should Kraken i end up pulling out an Inkstrike.
-Playing Bluefin and slipping off the edge into the water, especially at the start of the match
-If i try to ambush/intercept someone and end up realising i have no ink left
-Being splatted continously by the same enemy/tactics, every time

Hello, are you me? I do all these things. I confuse subs and specials all the time after switching it is ridiculous. Now it may not be that bad if I want to pull up a wall but throw a suction bomb instead, but I often try to Kraken when I actually activate bomb rush. And down my precious bombing timer goes while I'm standing around like a fool "why is nothing happening pls?" until I discover I can throw bombs for free.

 

[dapperlace]

You guys remind me of when I put down the Heavy Splattling to go back to my glorious bedazzled .52 Gal.
The first thought was: Wow, it shoots when I pull the trigger!

 

[NSFDarkIce]

This guy was doing this the entire match, so i had to stop and record this idiot.

 

[REX Legend]

AFK's man, AFK's

 

[TacoOfDestruction]

Reminds me of the time when all this guy on my team would do is jump of the spawnpoint at moray towers, ended up with something like 30 deaths

 

[MacTheWriter]

This guy was doing this the entire match, so i had to stop and record this idiot.

This seriously reminded me of Twitch Plays Pokemon. The fact that he just jumped around the place and made no progress is dangerously close to the process of every game in TPP.

 

[chrisblass1]

One time someone threw a suction bomb right near me while i was hiding in my ink, at first i thought it was one of my teammates so i focus on the enemy in front of me. Took another look at the bomb and realize that it wasnt friendly..........

 

[aceofscarabs]

Earlier I saw a newbie player aiming at the ground constantly in Moray Towers. Uh, dood, you gotta look up, y'know...?