Puns, Anyone?

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

Trade Splatoon-related (or not) jokes, puns, and riddles here!

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

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[TurnItUpAnOctave]

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[Cephalobro]

Here's my riddle: What has a sucker, it's not an Inkling but also not just a living tentacle either?

(Should be a fairly obvious one.)

 

[MrMoth]

Ocotlings?

 

[Cephalobro]

Yup

 

[MrMoth]

what Is blue, can be big and small, and can climb on walls?

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

I should not have included riddles.)

 

[frankus]

What is made of wood and knock the bejesus out of stuff?

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

@frankus a hog bike?

1. if I eat I’m fine if I drink I die. What am I?
2. why did the English guy say Bri‘ish instead of British?
3. what begins with e ends in e and only has one letter?
4. what is a Star Wars fan’s favorite car?
5. what did sushi roll a say to sushi roll b?
6. what do you get when you cross a cat and someone who is bad at homework?
7. what do you get when you cross a Chum with a bumblebee?

 

[frankus]

Yes! You guessed correct!

 

[TurnItUpAnOctave]

8. What is a vegetable’s favorite video game?

 

[frankus]

Pie throwing?