Random Stupid Assumptions

[AwesomeCookie]

Rules:
1. Make a random assumption
2. Don't Provide Evidence (you can if you want)
3. Make them absurd.
Here's mine: Agent 4 is actually Agent 3 who is secretly the lost daughter of Cap'n Cuttlefish.

 

[YarnDrawcia]

Pancakes are actually made from clouds, more specifically clouds during sunset. If the clouds from which the pancakes are derived from are taken at any other time of day, the pancakes will taste bitter.

 

[Emperor]

Squids are actually the bad guys, trying to take over Octarian territory.

 

[Elecmaw]

Inklings may be made of Ink. Drawings can be made of ink, too. Everytime you draw an Inkling, it will actually become alive and flop away when you're not looking.

 

[AwesomeCookie]

Inklings may be made of Ink. Drawings can be made of ink, too. Everytime you draw an Inkling, it will actually become alive and flop away when you're not looking.

Well crud. Better lock my door.

 

[Watermonster1]

I thought splatling didn't have good subs

 

[Elecmaw]

Well crud. Better lock my door.

Too late, buddy! The woomies are coming from INSIDE the house!

 

[AwesomeCookie]

Too late, buddy! The woomies are coming from INSIDE the house!

Oh NO! *breaks and jumps out window*

 

[Watermonster1]

Wat is going on

 

[Agent Z]

Stupid assumptions you say.... Ok, I'll bite.
The Squid Rings in Hero Mode are giant onion rings.

 

[AwesomeCookie]

Stupid assumptions you say.... Ok, I'll bite.
The Squid Rings in Hero Mode are giant onion rings.

MADE BY DAIRY QUEEN!

 

[Watermonster1]

I think squid rings are actually cooked inklings that die when falling off your not agent 4 your agent 5759!!!

 

[AwesomeCookie]

I think squid rings are actually cooked inklings that die when falling off your not agent 4 your agent 5759!!!

Oh my god, Marie was lying. MARIE IS SECRETLY AN OCTOLING WHO GOT PUT IN SOME SORT OF EXPERIMENT AND THEN TURNED TO LOOK LIKE A INKLING!

 

[Watermonster1]

IT ALL ADDS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[calamaro]

Judd Jr is Mr.Grizz.

 

[Kidnacho]

It was never the Inklings who were the good guys... nor was it the Octolings...
IT WAS THE SALMONOIDS WHO WERE THE HEROES THE WHOLE TIME

 

[ShadowStepper]

Cats like Judd are secretly hiding all throughout Inkopolis... they're the ones pulling the strings.

 

[Captain Woomy]

Inklings may be made of Ink. Drawings can be made of ink, too. Everytime you draw an Inkling, it will actually become alive and flop away when you're not looking.

Follow-up Assumption: Doodlebob is a very distant relative of inklings.

 

[ZEROrevive]

Inklings are actually made up of invisible ink, and that is why ink vanishes within a few minutes after a turf war ends.

That said, Inklings have to regularly do turf wars, else THEY become invisible themselves! *Gasp* And That why you see inklings vanish in the middle of turf wars sometimes.

 

[Emperor]

There are no laws.
The realization that children have weapons.....