Splatoon Memes!

[Book81able]

I wondered what it was you fell for, so I clicked the link too.

...I'm ashamed of myself.

The roller strikes again,

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

Despite this being accurate according to Word of God (Inklings are born in their Squid forms, and slowly become more and more humanoid as they age, getting full control of their shape-shifting abilities at around 14 or so), I'm going to need some brain bleach.

This is why I avoid Deviant Art like the plague.

but dem hips tho??

 

[Endymion]

but dem hips tho??

Dem hips don't lie.
I don't get why the brain bleach? Even if the inklings dont grow up to be that sexy, you expect them to stay kids forever like peter pan or something?

 

[Chapter Serf]

Hips? What hips? All I saw was a rack that would make your average 4chan neckbeard...

Yeah we're not going there.

Personally, I don't like racks that have their own gravitational pull. They need to be more or less proportional to the rest of the girl.

And HOLY **** we are now WAAAY off track.

 

[Endymion]

Hips? What hips? All I saw was a rack that would make your average 4chan neckbeard...

Yeah we're not going there.

Personally, I don't like racks that have their own gravitational pull. They need to be more or less proportional to the rest of the girl.

And HOLY **** we are now WAAAY off track.

Not necessarily. Big racks are a standard anime meme/staple.

Not to mention Inklings are disproportionate enough already. They look like windwaker characters. Big upper body, small lower body.

 

[Chapter Serf]

Not necessarily. Big racks are a standard anime meme/staple.

I beg to differ:

That's an ironing board if I've ever seen one.

That's a well-proportioned lady.

There's another well-proportioned lady.

Spoiler

With half-inch thick plate armor on, but shutup.

Need I go on?

 

[Endymion]

I beg to differ
Need I go on?

I did say anime, not Nintendo gals. There's a difference. Nintendo is pretty strict about how much sexual appeal they display on their characters, with very few exceptions. Like that prick Sakurai and Zero suit Samus.

Spoiler: Incoming Rant

Sakurai Logic: HEY GUISE LETS GIVE ZERO SUIT SAMUS BETTER FEATURES FOR SEX APPEAL AND LETS MAKE HER EVEN BETTER THAN HER ARMORED FORM CUS WHY THE F NOT!? ALSO LETS MAKE THE ONLY OTHER CHARACTERS WE WOULD USE FOR DLC ASSIST TROPHIES AND STAGE HAZARDS! WHO LIKES METROID ANYWAYS AM I RIGHT?! I LOVE BEING A BIASED PRICK!
/end rant/ end derail

 

[Trick_Ster]

I literally can't breathe

This is the kind of thread every fandom needs, but none of them deserve.

 

[Chapter Serf]

...anime, ...

Hmm... Nope... Still not seeing it...

Spoiler: Who's who

From Top to Bottom:
Kaoru Kamiya from Rurouni Kenshin
Misao Makimachi from Rurouni Kenshin
Hitomi Kanzaki from Escaflowne

Spoiler

I am such a cherry picker... Yes, I'm a terrible person. I admit it.

 

[Nukichuu]

The Game is not even out yet and we already have thousands of Fanarts, nice job internet <3
So many Roller Memes because everyone thinks the Roller is op *facepalm*. Roller is easy to counter

 

[Jellykun]

Simple as it is.. , a "fine" item. ~

 

[YesI'mTaco34]

 

[Nukichuu]

I wanted ot post the same thing but then i didn't cause i thought its not that funny xD

 

[Twilord]

I did say anime, not Nintendo gals. There's a difference. Nintendo is pretty strict about how much sexual appeal they display on their characters, with very few exceptions. Like that prick Sakurai and Zero suit Samus.

Spoiler: Incoming Rant

Sakurai Logic: HEY GUISE LETS GIVE ZERO SUIT SAMUS BETTER FEATURES FOR SEX APPEAL AND LETS MAKE HER EVEN BETTER THAN HER ARMORED FORM CUS WHY THE F NOT!? ALSO LETS MAKE THE ONLY OTHER CHARACTERS WE WOULD USE FOR DLC ASSIST TROPHIES AND STAGE HAZARDS! WHO LIKES METROID ANYWAYS AM I RIGHT?! I LOVE BEING A BIASED PRICK!
/end rant/ end derail

We need more undressed characters... namely Pit and Adult Link.

If I could work Shulk better I'd totally main Shirtless Shulk.

 

[Endymion]

Hmm... Nope... Still not seeing it...

Glad you included the spoiler. I can honestly and proudly say without a shadow of a doubt I would bet 9001 of my lifetimes that there are more busty girls in anime than non-busty girls.

We need more undressed characters... namely Pit and Adult Link.

If I could work Shulk better I'd totally main Shirtless Shulk.

 

[Endymion]

THIS IS THE ROLLNADO'S POWER!

 

[Xon Suprimes]

 

[HyperKirby013]

I got a good one

 

[RoyLee]

I can't stop laughing right now! xD

 

[Zoot]

COMING THIS MAY 29TH