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Alright, I just signed up for this forum and first I would like to say... This is a beautiful board. Congrats. I wish you guys success.
I both love and hate Splatoon. While I've been infuriated by it many times, when I try to Google things I have repeated issues with, nobody else seems to be talking about them. Let's get the most important thing out of the way first...
I've only been playing Turf Wars and a tiny bit of single player so far, so if I'm wrong or partially wrong about something, feel free to inform me. Anyway, the biggest problem in Splatoon is that if one person disconnects from a team, you are almost guaranteed to lose. And disconnects have been happening, oh, 50-75% of matches? Sometimes it's in my favor, and sometimes it's not. This is absolutely ridiculous. I did read from one other person complaining about this issue, and they said their best solution was to replace the disconnected person with a bot with a suitable difficulty and equipment level. I think this solution is fantastic.
Make no mistake, this happens MOST matches and it is absolutely infuriating much of the time.
Now for a second problem. I only know so much about this, so it may be properly handled or it may not be. However, the main counter-argument is really stupid, so I'll address it. There is next to no match-making and it is goddamn terrible. Now I've been watching the levels and it is possible that match-making is done by assigning members to teams in such a way so that both teams have a very similar average level. If that's the case, that's cool. But sometimes it doesn't seem to work-- although it just might be the limited number of players you can add to a match at any one time. If it's handled well, great. If not, it needs to be repaired. If anyone has any idea what's going on, any information would be sweet.
The seemingly-universal counter-argument for people complaining about possible poor matchmaking is that levels only determine amount of time played, not skill. However, this argument is dumb for several reasons. Higher-level players have a lot more experience. A level 38 is just going to win against a level 4. You can guarantee it. Higher-level players also have access to a ton more equipment, and if you think that that doesn't matter because they're all equal, well, they're not. Everyone plays differently and it takes time-- and levels-- for people to find the weapon they're good with. But even further, people above level 20 can upgrade their equipment to have up to four slots, and even re-rolls slot abilities. With lots of play, slot-adding, and re-rolling, you can be easily the best player on the field. But only high-level people have access to that kind of money and options.
Three-- I know a lot of people are going to get defensive about this, saying I'm being prejudiced or something, but I'm just giving what I think are cold, hard facts: Japanese players are hardcore and I and a bunch of other people I read from think it would be a lot more fair to have regional servers. About 50% of people I play with or against are Japanese and they are brutal. It's great having them on your team, but sometimes it feels one-sided; and every once in a while, you just get a weird cultural disconnect, as if what they were doing would be unsportsman-like here in the West. I can't prove it one way or another, but I really do get a strong feeling of Japanese brutality, and I'm not the only one who wishes to be able to choose a regional server.
Now for a fourth (non-?) problem. Voice chat. There are two valid sides to this argument, in my opinion. For proponents of no voice chat, I am going to be honest and upfront and say that I am VERY unsportsman-like with what I say when I get mad in a multi-player game. You guys don't want to hear me yell. It's degrading to myself and insulting to you guys. I understand that many people might be like me and nobody should have to hear that. Fine, okay. That's a good reason to not have voice chat.
However, the other side to that argument is that people should be able to ignore specific users' mics. Come on, it's a basic feature. Everybody can ignore me except the people who can put up with my indignities. That's fine. Heck, it might even be a good idea to give people the option by default to ignore the mics of ALL users except the ones they manually choose. That'd work out great, I think.
Now let's talk about relatively non-problems, but things that still irk me. Hear me out for this one before you get defensive, please. I hate deep Japanese culture including Shintoism. I find it immature and unprogressive in many, many ways. Most Western people don't know enough about this culture to get offended at it, but whatever. My main point here is that the game is notably culturally-one-sided, whereas things like Zelda: Twilight Princess and Minish Cap, most of Mario, and Final Fantasy X and XIII at least know how to make things more appreciatable and understandable by other cultures. Judd is my least-favorite thing in the game (outside of disconnects). His design and animations are ugly, lazy, and immature, and I hate even looking at him. And he only exists-- from a meta standpoint-- because Japan loves and over-uses Shinto-styled oval creatures with bifurcated lips, especially ones that are supposed to be "cats". It's not the fact that "it's Japanese" that bothers me-- it's that I find it ugly and immature. Meanwhile, for example, I actually really like Annie and Moe, the anemone hat shop owner and pet clownfish. They are awesome, clever, and NOT generic-and-ugly Shinto creatures. And the duo can hit home with most non-anime-familiar-or-loving cultures, and not with just Japan and China like with Judd.
I also dislike how you can't stick with a specific hair color of your choosing in the Plaza. Sure, it's only the Plaza, but I think it matters for sociality. And speaking of sociality, I wish the Plaza WERE more social, somehow. It feels too... lifeless... compared to what I think it should and could be.
I have other problems with the game, but at that point I'm just nitpicking. Like how I wish I could change the sub weapon on my favorite main weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic. :D
What do you guys think about any of this stuff?
I both love and hate Splatoon. While I've been infuriated by it many times, when I try to Google things I have repeated issues with, nobody else seems to be talking about them. Let's get the most important thing out of the way first...
I've only been playing Turf Wars and a tiny bit of single player so far, so if I'm wrong or partially wrong about something, feel free to inform me. Anyway, the biggest problem in Splatoon is that if one person disconnects from a team, you are almost guaranteed to lose. And disconnects have been happening, oh, 50-75% of matches? Sometimes it's in my favor, and sometimes it's not. This is absolutely ridiculous. I did read from one other person complaining about this issue, and they said their best solution was to replace the disconnected person with a bot with a suitable difficulty and equipment level. I think this solution is fantastic.
Make no mistake, this happens MOST matches and it is absolutely infuriating much of the time.
Now for a second problem. I only know so much about this, so it may be properly handled or it may not be. However, the main counter-argument is really stupid, so I'll address it. There is next to no match-making and it is goddamn terrible. Now I've been watching the levels and it is possible that match-making is done by assigning members to teams in such a way so that both teams have a very similar average level. If that's the case, that's cool. But sometimes it doesn't seem to work-- although it just might be the limited number of players you can add to a match at any one time. If it's handled well, great. If not, it needs to be repaired. If anyone has any idea what's going on, any information would be sweet.
The seemingly-universal counter-argument for people complaining about possible poor matchmaking is that levels only determine amount of time played, not skill. However, this argument is dumb for several reasons. Higher-level players have a lot more experience. A level 38 is just going to win against a level 4. You can guarantee it. Higher-level players also have access to a ton more equipment, and if you think that that doesn't matter because they're all equal, well, they're not. Everyone plays differently and it takes time-- and levels-- for people to find the weapon they're good with. But even further, people above level 20 can upgrade their equipment to have up to four slots, and even re-rolls slot abilities. With lots of play, slot-adding, and re-rolling, you can be easily the best player on the field. But only high-level people have access to that kind of money and options.
Three-- I know a lot of people are going to get defensive about this, saying I'm being prejudiced or something, but I'm just giving what I think are cold, hard facts: Japanese players are hardcore and I and a bunch of other people I read from think it would be a lot more fair to have regional servers. About 50% of people I play with or against are Japanese and they are brutal. It's great having them on your team, but sometimes it feels one-sided; and every once in a while, you just get a weird cultural disconnect, as if what they were doing would be unsportsman-like here in the West. I can't prove it one way or another, but I really do get a strong feeling of Japanese brutality, and I'm not the only one who wishes to be able to choose a regional server.
Now for a fourth (non-?) problem. Voice chat. There are two valid sides to this argument, in my opinion. For proponents of no voice chat, I am going to be honest and upfront and say that I am VERY unsportsman-like with what I say when I get mad in a multi-player game. You guys don't want to hear me yell. It's degrading to myself and insulting to you guys. I understand that many people might be like me and nobody should have to hear that. Fine, okay. That's a good reason to not have voice chat.
However, the other side to that argument is that people should be able to ignore specific users' mics. Come on, it's a basic feature. Everybody can ignore me except the people who can put up with my indignities. That's fine. Heck, it might even be a good idea to give people the option by default to ignore the mics of ALL users except the ones they manually choose. That'd work out great, I think.
Now let's talk about relatively non-problems, but things that still irk me. Hear me out for this one before you get defensive, please. I hate deep Japanese culture including Shintoism. I find it immature and unprogressive in many, many ways. Most Western people don't know enough about this culture to get offended at it, but whatever. My main point here is that the game is notably culturally-one-sided, whereas things like Zelda: Twilight Princess and Minish Cap, most of Mario, and Final Fantasy X and XIII at least know how to make things more appreciatable and understandable by other cultures. Judd is my least-favorite thing in the game (outside of disconnects). His design and animations are ugly, lazy, and immature, and I hate even looking at him. And he only exists-- from a meta standpoint-- because Japan loves and over-uses Shinto-styled oval creatures with bifurcated lips, especially ones that are supposed to be "cats". It's not the fact that "it's Japanese" that bothers me-- it's that I find it ugly and immature. Meanwhile, for example, I actually really like Annie and Moe, the anemone hat shop owner and pet clownfish. They are awesome, clever, and NOT generic-and-ugly Shinto creatures. And the duo can hit home with most non-anime-familiar-or-loving cultures, and not with just Japan and China like with Judd.
I also dislike how you can't stick with a specific hair color of your choosing in the Plaza. Sure, it's only the Plaza, but I think it matters for sociality. And speaking of sociality, I wish the Plaza WERE more social, somehow. It feels too... lifeless... compared to what I think it should and could be.
I have other problems with the game, but at that point I'm just nitpicking. Like how I wish I could change the sub weapon on my favorite main weapon, the Sploosh-o-matic. :D
What do you guys think about any of this stuff?
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