jeffthesquid
Senior Squid
Jeff quickly gets into his uniform disregarding his cape.
"See that thing. That's a Salmonid egg and we need to collect those. The owner of this joint is Mr. Grizz and he uses them for energy or something.", remarks the female Inkling.
"That's weird. Why doesn't he just eat them?", asks Jeff.
"We don't know if he does or not but, anyways, we get paid to collect a bunch of them... why don't you have your cape? Without it you'll just be another boring Grizzco employee...", remarks the female Inkling.
"I thought it wasn't part of the uniform... at least it mentioned not to wear anything other than the uniform in the manual.", replies Jeff.
"Forget the manual, Mr. Grizz is not even watching us out there. We need to stick together on the battlefield. He's not there for us.", remarks the female Inkling.
"What do you mean not there for us?", inquires Jeff.
"Basically, he's not even observing the spawning zone and the radio is using AI.", replies the female Inkling.
"I work for Archo V Games.", adds Jeff.
"That's awesome. Then you must know about AI.", remarks the female Inkling.
"I sure do and my to green bazooka fires a rocket that hones in on a face.", remarks Jeff.
"Hones in on a face... so do you need to aim a camera at the opponent first?", asks the female Inkling.
"Nope, the rocket has a camera and will look at the initial face when fired. It will then follow the face. I tested it on Inklings and Octolings but not... Salmonids... what are those anyways?", asks Jeff.
"They're sentient fish. They have many different types of weapons. We need to be careful and it would be great if you can use your own weapon and your hand glider. Please get those before we go out.", asks the female Inkling.
"Well, is definitely interesting. You say the rocket has AI?", asks the female Inkling.
"Yes, and I have this cool bazooka to fire it from. See I blow on it like this-", remarks Jeff.
"Oh, you probably shouldn't fire that in here because it might go for my face. Let's save that for the spawning ground... and you call it a bazooka despite the fact that it is a modified trombone... I have heard a trombone being referred to as a bazooka... but where? Anyways, get your glider. We'll need your flying ability!", remarks the female Inkling.
Jeff and his team mate now are picked up by a helicopter from the roof. They fly over to the spawning grounds.
"Jeff, I'm not sure why you chose a larger Grizzco outfit over the one you already had. That one is extra large and you look kind of like a Yeti. Are you trying to be funny?", asks the female Inkling.
"No, it's just that I need a place to stash my weapon when I fly.", answers Jeff.
"Ok... so why are you not wearing the Grizzco hat anymore?", asks the female Inkling.
"Does it matter? That thing is so lame and you gave me one of the old ones. This fly fishing hat is awesome!", answers Jeff.
"So, not to bother you again but what's with the long hair? You think you're Ink Dogg or something? That style is so lame but more importantly that hair could get caught on a Steel Eel.", inquires the female Inkling.
"Dude, you need to chill out! Why are you asking so many questions? And what is a Steel Eel anyways?", asks Jeff.
"First off, I'm a lady so please call me miss. Second, the Steel Eel is one of the Salmonid's weapons. We need to destroy it.", answers the female Inkling.
"That's not a problem with my cape. Also my honing rocket should take care of it.", remarks Jeff.
"Honing rocket? I just looked at that thing and it's nothing more than a soda bottle with a circuit board on it. Yeah... that's really gonna work?", remarks the female Inkling.
"See that thing. That's a Salmonid egg and we need to collect those. The owner of this joint is Mr. Grizz and he uses them for energy or something.", remarks the female Inkling.
"That's weird. Why doesn't he just eat them?", asks Jeff.
"We don't know if he does or not but, anyways, we get paid to collect a bunch of them... why don't you have your cape? Without it you'll just be another boring Grizzco employee...", remarks the female Inkling.
"I thought it wasn't part of the uniform... at least it mentioned not to wear anything other than the uniform in the manual.", replies Jeff.
"Forget the manual, Mr. Grizz is not even watching us out there. We need to stick together on the battlefield. He's not there for us.", remarks the female Inkling.
"What do you mean not there for us?", inquires Jeff.
"Basically, he's not even observing the spawning zone and the radio is using AI.", replies the female Inkling.
"I work for Archo V Games.", adds Jeff.
"That's awesome. Then you must know about AI.", remarks the female Inkling.
"I sure do and my to green bazooka fires a rocket that hones in on a face.", remarks Jeff.
"Hones in on a face... so do you need to aim a camera at the opponent first?", asks the female Inkling.
"Nope, the rocket has a camera and will look at the initial face when fired. It will then follow the face. I tested it on Inklings and Octolings but not... Salmonids... what are those anyways?", asks Jeff.
"They're sentient fish. They have many different types of weapons. We need to be careful and it would be great if you can use your own weapon and your hand glider. Please get those before we go out.", asks the female Inkling.
"Well, is definitely interesting. You say the rocket has AI?", asks the female Inkling.
"Yes, and I have this cool bazooka to fire it from. See I blow on it like this-", remarks Jeff.
"Oh, you probably shouldn't fire that in here because it might go for my face. Let's save that for the spawning ground... and you call it a bazooka despite the fact that it is a modified trombone... I have heard a trombone being referred to as a bazooka... but where? Anyways, get your glider. We'll need your flying ability!", remarks the female Inkling.
Jeff and his team mate now are picked up by a helicopter from the roof. They fly over to the spawning grounds.
"Jeff, I'm not sure why you chose a larger Grizzco outfit over the one you already had. That one is extra large and you look kind of like a Yeti. Are you trying to be funny?", asks the female Inkling.
"No, it's just that I need a place to stash my weapon when I fly.", answers Jeff.
"Ok... so why are you not wearing the Grizzco hat anymore?", asks the female Inkling.
"Does it matter? That thing is so lame and you gave me one of the old ones. This fly fishing hat is awesome!", answers Jeff.
"So, not to bother you again but what's with the long hair? You think you're Ink Dogg or something? That style is so lame but more importantly that hair could get caught on a Steel Eel.", inquires the female Inkling.
"Dude, you need to chill out! Why are you asking so many questions? And what is a Steel Eel anyways?", asks Jeff.
"First off, I'm a lady so please call me miss. Second, the Steel Eel is one of the Salmonid's weapons. We need to destroy it.", answers the female Inkling.
"That's not a problem with my cape. Also my honing rocket should take care of it.", remarks Jeff.
"Honing rocket? I just looked at that thing and it's nothing more than a soda bottle with a circuit board on it. Yeah... that's really gonna work?", remarks the female Inkling.
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